Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Jimmy Saville

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Turkey Balls

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Woman rights.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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