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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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