Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Harry Styles

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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