- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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