A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Sex education in Texas.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Muslim athletes.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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