What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

What did john say to bob Hey bob

An man walks to a bra

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

I was once a hamster.

Women

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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