Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Indeed.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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