Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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mark is religion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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