Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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You idiot.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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