roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Eric is gay Ha

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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