Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Don't rape me!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Anti Joke

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