What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Nick Cannon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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