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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

An Artic Storm.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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