America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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YOU

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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math test 2=2

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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