What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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I C U P White stuff

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Anti Joke

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