What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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