Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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