- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

My wife has terminal cancer.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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