Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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