WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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whats black? the colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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