this website is a bad joke

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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