What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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