roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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69.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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