What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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