A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Llamaworm

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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