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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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