A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Anti Joke

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