Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Looks through the peephole.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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