Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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