how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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You

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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all your base are belong to mark

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Dylan is gay

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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