How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Fart

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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hi mom

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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