What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Hello

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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He walked in a bar

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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