whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

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