Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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