- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

drew edminstin is a rat

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what do you call a black guy african american

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Dig Bick Your dislexic

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

why did the man die? he got shot

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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