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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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