What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mother

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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