What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Patriarchy.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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