What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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