What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Joke.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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