Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +29

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

thumb_up thumb_down

Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A Mormon walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +5

a catholic priest and a young boy

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

first

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

thumb_up thumb_down +30

27

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +27

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call an arab ?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops