Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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this is not an anti joke

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Knock knock What?

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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how may i help you

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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