Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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