Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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