An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Gay republicans

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Anti Joke

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