- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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