What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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1+1=2

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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