Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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