Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Anti Joke

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