Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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This one sucks!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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