Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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your a towel.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Corn Muffins

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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