Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Test

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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