What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Penis chickens

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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