If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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