Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Punching a baby

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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guess what what ...

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Womens' sports

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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