What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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