Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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since when?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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shut up

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Anti Joke

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