If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Knock knock Shut up

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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