Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Your mom.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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