What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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HEY!

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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