your mom.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Who is John Galt?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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