A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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