Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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gay marriage.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Women's rights.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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