Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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