Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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