Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Obama

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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