why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Do you love me? No.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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alert("The Game");

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Hey, Max!!

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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