Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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womens rights

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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