Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

i hate non minorities!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Diana and victoria

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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