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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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