This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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