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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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womens rights to vote

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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