- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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