What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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call of duty world at war

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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