- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Women's rights

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Michel Moor on a die...

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Penis.

world peace

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Sammi suck kyles chode

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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