drugs.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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