- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Women's Rights

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

you give like i give lomain

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Billy Cundiff.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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