One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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the midget went to the midget store

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WILLYS

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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