SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

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