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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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