- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

what do you call obama a dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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