Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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