quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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richard is fag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Anti Joke

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