Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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who drinks pee? katness

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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