If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

what looks like a banana? a penis

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Your're racist.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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