Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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WNBA

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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National security?

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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