What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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