Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Niall Horan

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your face.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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