Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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i'm funny

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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