My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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your mom

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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