A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Women's Rights...

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How come grilled cheese?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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