- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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