Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Women's Rights

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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