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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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