What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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