David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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