Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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time to spruce up!

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Mahmy

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Anti Joke

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