How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Potato

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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A man sat on a chair

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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