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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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So you there Red?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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