How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What is a chair?

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Womans baksetball...

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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I'm Batman.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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