How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Women's rights

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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