Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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No.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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How high is a Chinaman

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