Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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This joke is funny

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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