Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Womens Basketball.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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