A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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obama

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Tilt your screen back .

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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yada yada

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Gadaffi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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