- Anti Joke

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock, Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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