if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Justin Bieber

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

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