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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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