What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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