what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Womens rights !

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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