Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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