Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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