What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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