I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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whats 2+2? 1

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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politically correct!

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