Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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