How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Where else? The junk yard

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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asian, do math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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