Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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