- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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