A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Real jokes.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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