two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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matt shut up

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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