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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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