Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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