Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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