Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

A house comes around the corner.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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