Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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John Stamos.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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