An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Anti Joke

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