A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Urban ghettos

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Anti Joke

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