- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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