what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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balls in ya mouf

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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