Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What is Jason? Black.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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The WNBA

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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penis

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Anti Joke

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