Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Me Neither.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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