- Anti Joke

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Ol-ive

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Sarah Palin

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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