There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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