Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Urban ghettos

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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