Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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