a potato flew around my room

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Sex. That is all.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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