A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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