How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Anti Joke

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