Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Dylan Eichas

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Anti Joke

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