LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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women outside of the kitchen

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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