What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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