Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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