An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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