Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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