old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I am dyslexic

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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