Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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who ever is reading this....

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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