Wats a joke?

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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obama

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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