Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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out of your comfort zone

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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