Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Dick spice

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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