Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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