Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Good boy

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Woman's Rights.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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