- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

A man walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Iif your reading this ur gay

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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