Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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womens rights

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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