what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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osama bin laden is dead

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when debbie meets downer

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Womens rights !

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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