There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Your Mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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