- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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