Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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The Game.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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