What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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