Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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I love you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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