Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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German sausage is the wurst

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Womens Rights.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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