What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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nice shorts.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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hi mom

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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An asian walks out of math class

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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