An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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make me a sandwich!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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You having friends.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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