I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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I am on a escalator.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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