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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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I was once a hamster.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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shut up kobe!

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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