What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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