The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What is Jason? Black.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Global Warming.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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You.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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