why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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