- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

It's your mother, open the door.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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