A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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a black guy hates chicken.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Obama 2012

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Anti Joke

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