Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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