Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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The WPGA tour

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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