What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man has a job.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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crap!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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