why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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