Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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