Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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A woman's opinion

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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