Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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