A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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im gay

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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