Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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belly button

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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