- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

why did the girl cry because she was raped

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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