roses are black violets are black im blind

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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men's rights.

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pubic lice.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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