Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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