- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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