What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Anyone can post anything.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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