I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Feminism

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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