26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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UN

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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brandon ya twwat

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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