Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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