a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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