A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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wsde

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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