My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Where else? The junk yard

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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