Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Im black

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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