A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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