Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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