Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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American Idol

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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This sentence is false.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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