What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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