Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Who wants water? I do.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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