Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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roses are red violets are blue

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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men's rights activists

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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