what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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