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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What sucks?

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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