Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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this website...

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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The Christian Bible.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Women's Rights

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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