Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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