- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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