A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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