Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Go away.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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