What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Hey, Max!!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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