Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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im watching you..

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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your mom

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