Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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