- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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