- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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