Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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roses are red poo is poo

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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richard is fag

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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