Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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i hate you.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How old are you? 7

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Women's rights

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