What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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