So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

poop

thumb_up thumb_down +13

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,199

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops