Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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destiny

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Loperson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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