i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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This is a joke

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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You just read this ..

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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