There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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u jelly?

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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