Yo mama's fat.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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