What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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