One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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