I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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