Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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69

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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