what happens during a climax apples

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

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