What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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c+t+c?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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