Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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