Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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