Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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