- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Women's rights.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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