What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Tennesse

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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hey justin

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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just in time?

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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