What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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