Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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everybody loves raymond

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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