I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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