whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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