What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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