What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Anti Joke

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