If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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women's rights, lol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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