Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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boo

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Anti Joke

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