Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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