What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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