What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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YOU

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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