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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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