What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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more like nig!

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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