How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Justin Bieber.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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