A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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speech and debate.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Anti Joke

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