What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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*you're

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Scott Gomez

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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guess what chicken butt

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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