What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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