"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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jews

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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