What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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