Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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