how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Itookasipasoda

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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