Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Joke

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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