What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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hello

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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