LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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