I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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