Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Black Friday

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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