Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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