- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

josh simpson has cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

woman..parallel parking

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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