Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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