Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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this site is funny.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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women's rights

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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