No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Obama

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