- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is brown and sticky?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

There's a car about to hit me.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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