Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What's just not right? Left

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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