Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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