A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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