what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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sfdg

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Anti Joke

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