What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

^that joke's not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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