Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Wigan.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Mmmm, donuts

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Anti Joke

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