How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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