Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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