how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What is a chair?

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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