- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Obama-Care

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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