Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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tims sty:)

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Homework.

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Poop

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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