- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

WOw you have no life

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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