What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Anti Joke

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