why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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asdf

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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