A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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hi

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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