Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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A man killed himself.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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