- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Daym im romantic

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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