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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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