Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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