- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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