roses are black violets are black im blind

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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hi

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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