do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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whats 69+2? 71

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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