what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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"Up to 50% off."

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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