Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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