- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's your guys names?

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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