Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What is the difference?

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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