A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Turkey Balls

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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