roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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woman's rights

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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I'm taken

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Hi colton

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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