- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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