Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Womens rights

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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