your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What's up brah brah

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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