What'sucks and white Jackson

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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captcha: all yer base

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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