What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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NEVER

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Knock knock

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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