What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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feminism

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Brett Farve

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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