What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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