- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

robin, get in the car.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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