why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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