What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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