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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Jews

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lebron

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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