When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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National security?

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tom hall

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

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