- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

WNBA

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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