your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Women's rights

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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