Har har hey

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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