Black people being friendly.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Thumbs this up

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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