Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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