Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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