whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Penis

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Mitt Romney.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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