'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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