Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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