Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A penis walks into a bar..

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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