The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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