what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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An asian walks out of math class

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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