Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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