What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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69, hahaha

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did the fish say after he

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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