Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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black people

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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