A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Canada's army

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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