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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

lol a man is drowning

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What did the fish say? Moo

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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