My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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