what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are red.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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