How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

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