Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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