Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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