What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Emily Walker.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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