Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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