Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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69

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Mitt Romney

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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