Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Justin beiber..

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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balls

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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