What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Womens rights

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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