Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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hi will

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