Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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