What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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your mom

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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