Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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69

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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That's Racist

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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My Butthole.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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