What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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