- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what is orange? an orange

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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