Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Jews...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Not Steve Jobs

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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