what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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