How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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knock knock who's there? faith

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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._____________________. Whale!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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bite me

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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