Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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read this

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Women's rights

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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