What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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you just lost the game

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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