Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Where's my baby??

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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