Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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