Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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a ginger has a soul

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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