Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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women's rights

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Comedy.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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