What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Passing by

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's 9+10? 19

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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