What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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your life

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LIKE THIS!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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