What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Welcome to die!

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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