You smell like shit

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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