Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What is a chair?

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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