How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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This is a joke.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Good boy

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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