What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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