Rebecca Black

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Today is March 22.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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