when debbie meets downer

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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hi

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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