What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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