Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Cows go moo.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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