A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Anti Joke

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