3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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