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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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