why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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