How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Anti Joke

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