What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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