Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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every cloud has a silver lining

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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