How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Swag.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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