whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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I like to eat people

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Anti Joke

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