Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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