Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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