Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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barack osama

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

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