A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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