Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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