What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why was Timmy sad?

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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