Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Slavery lol

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Gays

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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