Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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shut up kobe!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Hello.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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A gay man watches football.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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