What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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It's all Taggart

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Your mom.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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NEVER

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Anti Joke

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