What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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