What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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