Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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