What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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You smell like shit

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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