What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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silver bullet?

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Anti Joke

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