What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Pickles are moist.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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women's rights

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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