Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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8===D

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Anti Joke

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