- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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