A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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nothing

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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