Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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The Olympics

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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