- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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