roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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My love life

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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