Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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