OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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