What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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