why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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