What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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