- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

whats black. an african american person

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

I'm Polish.

can you pass the soap?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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