- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

A car walks into a bar.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Republicans

I love you.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Animal

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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