Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Oh, right

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What is 9+10? 19

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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