Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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