A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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penis haha

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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