- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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