how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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knock knock get lost!

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Guess what? The Game.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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