What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Anti Joke

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