What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

dyslexic's Untie

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

knock knock

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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