Women Driving.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Justin Bieber

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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How old are you? 20

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Face...the other white meat!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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