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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Stop being a centipede

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

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