Harry Chappell raped someone

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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