Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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The EPA.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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NEVER

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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