why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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