What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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