Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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the holocaust

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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