People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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