- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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