yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Why? Because racecar.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Nickelback.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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i am and me is i

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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