Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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obamas trench

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