There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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