knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Anti Joke

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