whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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