And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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You idiot.

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Smelly Indians.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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black people swimming

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Try it Yourself »

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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