How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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