What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why was the woman?

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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