where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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