Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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haha

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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