What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Spotto

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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