- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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