If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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9/11

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Fat people

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