There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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