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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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