why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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