- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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