How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A paralysed man falls over.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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