- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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