You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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