Okay, after this one then...

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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jews

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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