Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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