So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Girls

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Bob Saget

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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