THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Refridgerator.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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