When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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I'm Jewish

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Women's Rights

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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