A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

thumb_up thumb_down +17

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

thumb_up thumb_down +198

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

thumb_up thumb_down +29

J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Your're racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

hihihihihihihihihihiihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihjhihhhihhihihihihihihiihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihiihihihihihihihihihihiihihihihiihihihi

thumb_up thumb_down +29

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops