How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Once upon a time

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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which one is easiest

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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