Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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fabien

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Woman's Rights

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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