A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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the midget went to the midget store

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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