How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Your Mom

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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