What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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