Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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