A man killed himself.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Your mom.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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How old are you? 7

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Anti Joke

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