why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Hey

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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William wright is Gay

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Hi.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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