i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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