- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Go away still nothing to see

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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