What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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penis

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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