Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Period Blood

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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James Patrick Campbell

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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