Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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