I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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