What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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