a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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