- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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