How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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