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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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