In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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