Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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your mother

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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