Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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suck my balls mr.garison

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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