What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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