- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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