a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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