- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Stop being a centipede

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

William Raines.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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