Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Women's rights

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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