What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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