How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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