Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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The Female Orgasm

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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