- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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