Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Small Penis.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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