Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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