there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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The WNBA

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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