Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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adam hodgson !

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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