What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Can I touch it?

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Hi Shelby!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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A joke

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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