Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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I enjoy anal.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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