What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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