- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock knock --Come in.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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