Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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