Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Refrigerator

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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