Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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