Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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:O + :P = 69

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Guess what? AIDS!

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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