sorry got to poo

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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hi anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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