What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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The Colts this year.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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