what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Japan

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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