Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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xavier stop

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Women's rights.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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That is so fetch

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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My name is Jeff

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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