What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Will you marry me?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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