Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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