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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Women's rights

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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