A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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