i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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women's rights

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Gay rights

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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A man was shot. He died.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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