I'm so punny.

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Penis.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Justin Bieber.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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