How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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