Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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