Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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what's black? a lot of things.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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