When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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