What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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pobody's nerfect

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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