If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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kennah campion... being nice

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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