Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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