- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Turkey Balls

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did I get raped

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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