-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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