Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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cancer

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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