That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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AIDS

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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