What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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