- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

penis that is all

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

Ham sandwich

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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