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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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