Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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