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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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