jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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