KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Womens rights

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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