whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Alchohol.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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