What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

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