What do you call Obama? - the president

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What comes after 69? 70

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whats white jizz

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Anti Joke

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