Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Good boy

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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