Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Moral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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