There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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