Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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mc hammers income.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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