A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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This is not Will Smith.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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