Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Black people.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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knock knock Come in.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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The WNBA.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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