Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Barack Obama.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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