What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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