- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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