Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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beiber i straight

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

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