What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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