Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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