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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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