What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Wats a joke?

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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