why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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You're so straight!

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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American Idol

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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