What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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all your base are belong to mark

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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No soup for you!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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