How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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anne hatthaway

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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