What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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