What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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