A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Dislike this

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Yellow People !!

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

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