Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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minced oaths

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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