YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Women.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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FUCK YOU

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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