A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Llamaworm

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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