- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

Dislike this, and I kill myself.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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