How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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