An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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The WPGA tour

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Anti Joke

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