Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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