Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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