why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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