Woman's Rights

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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