A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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