- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

call me maybe.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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