Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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you suck

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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