what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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