Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

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