donald................duck for president

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Jews

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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