I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Men's Sports

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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