Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Penis

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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