: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A homeless person dies.

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you are a åsshole :)

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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