A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Anti Joke

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