What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Trump will make America great again.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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shut up kobe!

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Im gay What about you

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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