Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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AND

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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a Jew had a small nose

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Roey Jegen

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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