How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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