- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

God wrote this joke.................................

What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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