What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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penis

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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