- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chicken

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Jewish People

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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