Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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