SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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42.

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penis haha

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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