A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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