Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Kah-________-

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Anti Joke

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