A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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