What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

thumb_up thumb_down +42

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

thumb_up thumb_down -3

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops