What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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cancer

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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How old are you? 7

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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