What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Women's rights

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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