Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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