Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Anti Joke

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