Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Roses are red.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

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