where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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