- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Black people are the scum of the earth

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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