Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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