This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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