Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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