What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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