ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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you

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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WNBA

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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