Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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World peace

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Society.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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