How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

oh no, i've lost my tractor

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

A bar walks into a man

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What is the name of the car? What

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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