- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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