- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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