Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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fart

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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