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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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