Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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