Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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