whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Poop

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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