Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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conrad profit

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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