Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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