Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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acuna

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Dont look at me.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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