Knock Knock Come in!

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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What is 2+2? 4!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Anti Joke

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