Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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i have aids and a chode

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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women's rights.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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