My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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women leaving the kitchen

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

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