Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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