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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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ass.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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