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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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