Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Ju... Just why?

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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