Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Why didn't he finish his

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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My Butthole.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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