What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Rob Bell

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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