whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Hi Adam,

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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i have cancer

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ha.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Penis

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Sarah Palin is President

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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