Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A ginger rapping.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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