KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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well use a tissue!

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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