yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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My Boyfriend

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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equality for women

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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they're dead. idiot.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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