Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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