A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Small breasts.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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My butt!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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