Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Ron Paul for President!

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Women's rights

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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I like pom

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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time to spruce up!

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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