Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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i have two hands.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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