What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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W.N.B.A.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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potatoes

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