what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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