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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Julian Ha.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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