I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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