modern love

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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