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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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