What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Where is my tractor?

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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One time i was sitting down

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