hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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I have aids

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Has u seen my grammar?

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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david what a baghead

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Anti Joke

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