Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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