Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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This is a joke setup.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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