Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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the WNBA

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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