What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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