When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Alex Gedrose.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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