Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Canada

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Women rights..

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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whats black and large -me

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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pizzano is a tool.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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