A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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