A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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matt is fat

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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sfdg

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a Jew had a small nose

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black people. that is all...

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Take this and put it- No.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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