Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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drugs.

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what time is it rape time

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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david weres the slug gone

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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