a horse walks into a barn

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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