What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Are you a tree? No.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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