- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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