how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Dozer has a soul

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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