What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Sex. That is all.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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