Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Where's the soap?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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