What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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here's a joke... the american education society

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your father died

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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