- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Wats a joke?

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

2 + 2 = 4

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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