How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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make me a sandwich!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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alcoholism kills

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Skrillex.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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brandon ya twwat

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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