???????????? WTF?

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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