what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Compton

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Needless to say,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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