Cancer

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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minorities.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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