your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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I told you it would happen

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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