What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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hey guys im gay

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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