A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Ouch.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Your grandma's cookies.

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