How high is a Chinaman

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Baseball

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Take this and put it- No.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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