How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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