A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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marble

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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