What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call an arab ?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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