what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A house comes around the corner.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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John Cena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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