Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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