A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

thumb_up thumb_down +91

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

thumb_up thumb_down +31

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

thumb_up thumb_down +183

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +40,489

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +142

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

thumb_up thumb_down +179

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops