Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

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