What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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whats my name? Matt

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Lockerbie bombing

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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