What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What's the difference between a duck

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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