What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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