Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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