Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Welcome to die!

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

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