what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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