What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What's a small person? A midget

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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