Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Black People.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Baseball

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Mahmy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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