Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Anti Joke

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