apple pie.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Jovan

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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