Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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