I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

womens rights

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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