- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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