Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Religion.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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