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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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