Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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