A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Penis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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The Female Orgasm

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Women's Rights.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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