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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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