Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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I'm so punny.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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