What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Good boy

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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