whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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A bar walks into a man

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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