roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Justin Beiber

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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