Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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I walk into a bar...

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Nice weather we're having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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