- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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