What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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the lemon was sweet.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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