Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Smeg...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Anti Joke

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