how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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