whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Tony Romo

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Justin Bieber.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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