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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

9/11/2001

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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