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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Reed is poopin

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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