What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Penis.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Anti Joke

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