Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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This isn't funny.

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i hate non minorities!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Golf.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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