how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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black people

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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#Hanging Degus

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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