Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Woman rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

thumb_up thumb_down -6

my gramma died

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

thumb_up thumb_down +26

ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops