How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Roey Jegen

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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giddy goat

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