What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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