I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Jasper sucks.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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