How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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