What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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