Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Anti Joke

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