How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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