- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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