A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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terry stockton is straight

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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