Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops