What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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hear hear

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Anti Joke

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