doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Canada AYY

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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poop.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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