ure mama's so fat

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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