What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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cory is gay

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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PICKLES

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A man buys free health care...

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kcuf read it backwards

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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