A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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womens rights

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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