Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Women's rights

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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9/11/2001

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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salad days!

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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