What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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