raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How Long is a Chinese name.

Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Wolf Pussy

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Whats white and all over my room? paint

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

Worst joke ever

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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