Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Netball.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Whats white? A fridge

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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