Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Your time.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Homework.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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