I have Alzheimer. What?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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69.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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