What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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