-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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im a selling a car

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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*prepares this to get negged*

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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