What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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aodhan hearty

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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girls basketball

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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