Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Vagina-Boob

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Obama

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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People...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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