Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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