Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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