Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whos gay? you are

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Ol-ive

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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