Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Windows Vista

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George Bush.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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test

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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