What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

A ginger was with his friends

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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