A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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