There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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your a towel.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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black people. that is all...

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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