What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Women's rights

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gays

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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