Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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FIRE!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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