- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Paul Dylan King!

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Women's Rights

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Anti Joke

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