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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Kate

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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human centipede

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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