why is pie good. because it just is.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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hey guys what's up?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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