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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

women's rights

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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