What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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you just contradicted yourself.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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