I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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