The game.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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this is stupid .... yep

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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