yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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