what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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