Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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