You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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adam hodgson !

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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LOL May Wong

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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