Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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