Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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your a towel.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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