How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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