Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Turn around.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Obama

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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