An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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