roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Black people are innocent.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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