A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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How about that airline food?

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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AIDS

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