knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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