I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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