What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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4/20.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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you just lost the game

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

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