boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A black man without problems.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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gay marriage.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Anti Joke

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