- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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