What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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The penn state football administration

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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