whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Women's rights

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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acualy is dolan

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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