Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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