What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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