Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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whats black and strange a paki

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Dumb

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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