How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Ruller

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Justin Beiber

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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