What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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