How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Turkey Balls

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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