Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Good job, son.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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