say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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guess what? bannanas

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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