Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Where's my shotgun

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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