Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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involved parents.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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