How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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