Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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mark is life

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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