If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Nickelback.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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