I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

say cheese

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

I am a n1gger.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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