- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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