Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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knock knock whos there not me

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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poopy is poopy

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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