George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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This one time at band camp....

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