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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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