A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Miscarriages.

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im at school

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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