why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Faithful men.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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