- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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