A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Get on your knees Ho

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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i hate you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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u suck

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IU football

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What time is it? 10:58

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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