Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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