Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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long in the tooth!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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