What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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what goes boo a sock

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Anti Joke

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