- Anti Joke

A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

Left. That one direction...

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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