Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Hey, Max!!

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

A woman comes at the doctor.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

you know whats funny the letter Q

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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