balls in ya mouf

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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