Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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