A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Rebecca Black

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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