Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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WHAT????

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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sdasdadasdasd

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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