What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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brian mcgee is gay!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Penis chickens

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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