I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Anti Joke

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