Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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how man

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Cows go moo.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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i just pooped that is all!

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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kkk

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Anti Joke

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