Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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jack shine has boobs

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

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