- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Safe sex MR

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

my friend is gay hes gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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