A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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