what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

The Holocaust

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

one day i went to bed

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

math test 2=2

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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