A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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