Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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