What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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