Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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women's rights

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conrad profit

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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