Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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