- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

Jason Connor.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Women's rights

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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