What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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