A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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boner

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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That's Racist

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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