How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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knock knock who's there police

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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