A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Invisible Television.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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minorities.....

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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GooglePlus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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