How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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terry stockton is straight

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Penis.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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