One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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YOU

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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