What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

MOOOOOOOOOOO

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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