what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Women Sports.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Are you a tree? No.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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