I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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