Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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poop

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What does water smell like? water.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Knock knock, come in.

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