Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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I told you it would happen

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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