Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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shut up iggy

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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diarrhea.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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