There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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