What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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fack me!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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Boner

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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