An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Anti Joke

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