three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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