what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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penis

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Fuck her

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this website...

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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