- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Tommy got neutered.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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