What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Black people being friendly.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Anti Joke

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