Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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womens rights

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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jews

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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