Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Your mom is not fat!

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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