A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Star Wars

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

thumb_up thumb_down +26

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

thumb_up thumb_down +8

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops