Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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pedophile

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Penis

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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