Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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soccor

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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The game.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Justin's hair

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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