Caolan and Eamon

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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PENIS

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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