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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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