What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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no.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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knock knock. come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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