What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What is my name? I dont know

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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