- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Thats what she said

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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