I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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