It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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JEWS

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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i like potatoes

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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