An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Woman's rights.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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