What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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