What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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hi

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Hi

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A midget walks under a bar

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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The WNBA.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Knock knock It's open

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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