A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Read a Book.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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