A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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women's rights

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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