Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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