Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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