A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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