Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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