Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Girls soccer

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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