What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Pickle

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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