A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Goat balls.

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Women's football

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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