Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Black people are clen.

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Obama.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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