Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Obama

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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you just contradicted yourself.

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hi anti joke

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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shut up iggy

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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