Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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