Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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