Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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watch me nae nae

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Poop

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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