What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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So dont touch it

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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