All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Your mother is a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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