Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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the lemon was sweet.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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