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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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what is 3+3= 8

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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