whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Women's rights.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

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