Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Hi Shelby!!

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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