Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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