What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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