Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Womens rights

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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