- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

The Barackness Monster

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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