- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Dogs in my home.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

womens rights

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why? Because racecar.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

A baby seal walks into a club.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Women's rights

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

verry nice how mUCH?

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