Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Win and Beau have no friends

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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