Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Your mom.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Anti Joke

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