What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

A baby seal walks into a club.


A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

knock knock Dave's not here.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

U mad?

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Anti Joke

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