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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Baseball

I dislike old people.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Youre mom is so dead...

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