An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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