- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

shut up

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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