What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Penis.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Jews.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Rick santorum

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