- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Whats an Anti Joke

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crap!!

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

copy me and i will kill you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

being sober in a bar fight

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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