What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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