Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Female Athletics

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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