Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Jimmy Saville

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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