What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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No

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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