A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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neil likes pube toast

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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