Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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