How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

hello

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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