Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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don't look behind you

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

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