What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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