why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Agent 47.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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25

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Barack Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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ur gay

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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