Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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