How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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