What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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The WNBA.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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