what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A gay man watches football.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Homosexuals are gay.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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