whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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The Game.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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