When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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The WNBA

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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potatoes

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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