An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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