Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Bumsniffer

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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human centipede

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Microwave

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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drugs.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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