You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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