Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Anti Joke

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