A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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