when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Immigration Laws

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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