- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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