So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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hi mom

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

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