Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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wow garlic, yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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