What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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The WNBA

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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