GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A guy at a baseball game....

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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