- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

I'm a like whore

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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