Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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