- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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