What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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brandon ya twwat

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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guess what chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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