what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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The government

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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