- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Racial Equality.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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