What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Mark Wilson

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Why was the woman?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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