How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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George Bush.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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