whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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School

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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8=> >->-o

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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