What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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kill yourself

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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