How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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The joke below me is retarded

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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