What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Women.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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