Ted Haggard.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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