Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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I can Nazi

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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