Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

1unno;njfjk

thumb_up thumb_down -160

Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops