What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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