How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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what happens every day? People die

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Drunk irish man

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