mark is life

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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hi jonny

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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