WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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