Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Knock knock Go away

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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