Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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