What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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ur gay

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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