Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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whats 2+2? 1

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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