Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Six million.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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