Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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GONNA

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Anti Joke

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