What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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pussy enough said

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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