What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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