Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

THE GAME

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

The Charlotte Bobcats

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

The NBA and womens sports

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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