Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Jerry.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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I Have a Black Friend

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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