What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Safe sex MR

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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