Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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