Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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