Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Female rights.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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