The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Anti Joke

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