what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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