Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Nothing. He made it home safely.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

justin littleton being sucessful

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between? Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops