Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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A Weight loss service that works

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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alert("The Game");

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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