Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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a black man pays his child support

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Soccer...

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Rebecca Black

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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