Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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