why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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