Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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