roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Lil Wayne

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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