Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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You were born.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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