Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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