A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Sex. That is all.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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