- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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