Womens Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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A man goes to the potty.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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