Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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women's rights

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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AIDS.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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give me a thumbs up

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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