Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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pedophile

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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