Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What the hell are you doing?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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