What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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ask me if im a door yes

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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No soup for you!

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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