- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Diarrhea

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

whats the best thing about polio...death

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