this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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womens rights

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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