What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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