-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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