- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

speech and debate.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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