Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Guess what? I like trains.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Anti Joke

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