Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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gay marriage.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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