What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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