How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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