what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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