NEVER

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Myspace

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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