A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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