josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Canada's army

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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