- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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