3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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