Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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