Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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split your ass cheek

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti-joke.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Anti Joke

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