A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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