Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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hi im paul!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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PATHETIC

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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1+1=2

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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