Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Tony Romo

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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