knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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That's not what she said.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Anti Joke

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