lipstick pig

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Women's Rights

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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