What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Guest what in the butt

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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