Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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women's rights

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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