A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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