Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What's big and purple? Barney

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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