Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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your mom died.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Long joke Your such a downey

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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