Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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