Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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alert('The Game')

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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My tractor broke down.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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book 'em danno

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