What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Robin, get in the car!

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Barack Obama.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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