Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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I have a horse.

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it was all Tagart

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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