What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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space is fun

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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America

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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