A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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