How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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My peni s

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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