I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Ben is gay

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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