What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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