Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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