Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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