Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Pickle!

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Hi poop!

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