Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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