What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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BIG MAC'S

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A man... walks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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