Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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