Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Diarrhea

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What break when you talk?

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