How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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