Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Amputations.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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