- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Cancer.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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