Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Myspace

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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