Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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roak

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Your Mom

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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