Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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