I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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How do you end a sentence

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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