How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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How old are you? 20

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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