What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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Sex

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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