trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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penis

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Anti Joke

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