What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Gus's mom

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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