What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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hey

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Santa isn't real

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Faithful men.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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