why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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mc hammers income.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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