Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Basically

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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