- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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