Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Derp

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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