What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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