Good.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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NASCAR

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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The Holocaust

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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