A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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