Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Roses are red, yup.

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you just lost the game

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

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