How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Malachai.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Hello world

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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