What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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I like the color potato.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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The government makes a good decision

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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