A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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i killed my family

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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