what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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