An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Susie has Autism

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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