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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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