A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Womens basketball

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