I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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why?

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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