Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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KKK

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Womens rights

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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