whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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