A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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