What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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