- Anti Joke

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Matthew Baker

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Your Mom!!!

So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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