What do you call your mom? Mom

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Set up Punch line.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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