what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Your all fags

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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hi

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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