"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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