How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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