A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Netball.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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