- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

ure mama's so fat

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