knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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