What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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God is real

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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My mum is called Steve

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Women's Professional _________

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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