Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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I regret everything.....

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Penis in a box.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Anti Joke

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