Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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