In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hi

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Penis.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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