why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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