A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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