Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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dallen loves penis

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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poop

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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