What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Ju... Just why?

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Anti Joke

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