What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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connor sucks

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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