why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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