A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Hello Braydon

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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