My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Barack Obama

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No!

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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The Bible

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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