your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Get on your knees Ho

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No soup for you!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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