Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Thumbs this up

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

miley cyrus

what happens every day? People die

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