Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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YOLO

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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