What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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