- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

squash squash who squash my ass

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why dont they make black forks

Women's rights

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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