What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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marshal sterio had sex

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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