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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Where is my tractor?

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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