whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Men's rights

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Jayden Eccles

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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