you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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Religion

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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more like nig!

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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