yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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