Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Top Gear USA

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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