What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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feminine literature

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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the midget went to the midget store

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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