Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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nickel back

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PENlS.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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