Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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guess what? bannanas

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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yes... that's the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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