What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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