What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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