What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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That's not what she said.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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