Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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