- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Nicolas Cage's acting.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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