How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Women's rights

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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WNBA

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Jokes are funny.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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