Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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