Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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i hate non minorities!

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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