Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Joey mayer's face

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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your mom is so fat.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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