why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Potato salad

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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