What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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