Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Tim likes girls

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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