what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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German sausage is the wurst

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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