Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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John Stamos.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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kkk

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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wat?

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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