why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Women's Rights

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