A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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