A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Amazing

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Anti Joke

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