this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Penis

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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who is mark

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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