Jews...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

E= McVagina

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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