What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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