Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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were at work systems r down

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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outside your comfort zone

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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i committed murder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Anti Joke

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