What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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whats my name? Matt

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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