A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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