LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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your life

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Justin Bieber

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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