Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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