- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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