Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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9/11/2001

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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whos gay? you are

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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hi

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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