- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

The glass is half an hour.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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