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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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