- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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