what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Nicholas Cage

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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