what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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OOOOPPS /

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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hi

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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