What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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why does column have a letter n?

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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pull my finger (farts)

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Anti Joke

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