yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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