One day a man walked into a wall

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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