mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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potatoes

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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