- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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