Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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pudding

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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