Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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once upon a time there was a boy

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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