What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Leave her alone...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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