What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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