- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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