Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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