T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Whats 0+0 0

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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