Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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elen degeneres is straight....

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Anti Joke

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