Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Well, this is fun.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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