i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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hi

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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