- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Well, this is fun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's big and long? My dick.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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