What black and has children A black man

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kk

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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xavier stop

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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gay people

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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