What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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