Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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where's mom I killed her

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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