Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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