CAVE JOHNSON.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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