Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Horse tits

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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