Sarah Palin

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The WNBA

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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