Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Knock knock Go away

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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