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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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