How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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