There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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The glass is half an hour.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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dildo

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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