What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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