Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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