- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Ross.

Cripples are lame.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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