Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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