hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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