Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Neither have I

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Knock knock

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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