So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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minorities

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Boom.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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