Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Your existance.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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