eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

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