The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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black people

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