Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Atheism

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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