Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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