What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Sloths

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Nickelback

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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