Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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no pun intended

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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The MLS

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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69.9

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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#Getweird

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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