What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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