A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Black People

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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