An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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my names jim haha

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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