- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Roses are red, yup.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

A man killed himself.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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