In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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