Slavery lol

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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