- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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