What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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No your aunties a joke

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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