- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Who wants $300? Me too.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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