A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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