Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What's half of 8? o

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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William wright is Gay

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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dallen loves penis

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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