- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Which one is hardest?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

White men's rights

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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