A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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hard cheese

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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The person below me is weird.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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boobs

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