- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Who wants $300? Me too.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

guess what chicken butt

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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