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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Women's Rights

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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