What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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ure mama's so fat

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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