wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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