Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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420

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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