Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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The horse's name was Friday

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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why do you care?

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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