aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A van drives into a car.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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I C U P White stuff

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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