Swag.

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... Chan chan

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Baseball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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what goes boo a sock

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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i like pie.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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