my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Anyone??????????/

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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