A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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An Artic Storm.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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