what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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An atheist walks into a church

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