Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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religion

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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