- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

Whats worse than suicide? death

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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