Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Three black men were walking...

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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whats 7+4? 74

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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