what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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hi

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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noodles

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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