your mom

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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