Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Poop

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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