"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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