What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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