Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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A shark ate your mom

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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