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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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