- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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