What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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God is real

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Anti Joke

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