What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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