There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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A chicken crossed the road.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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