Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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