I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What's just not right? Left

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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