whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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