What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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rent a cops

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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throbbing slobber

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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