hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What is the name of the car? What

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Microwave

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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