- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

This is not a joke or is it

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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