Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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69.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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