What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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