periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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ass.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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