How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Golf.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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