How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's your guys names?

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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