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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Wats a joke?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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