Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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