A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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