What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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dj miky

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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