- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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