- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Womens rights

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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