minorities

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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