What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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WILLY

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knock knock who's there? hope

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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