What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Turn around.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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