How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Rick santorum

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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alert("The Game");

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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