What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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I grunt when I poop.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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minced oaths

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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