a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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69, hahaha

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Anti Joke

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