Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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