chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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