Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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FIRE!!

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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