Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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are u black unlucky

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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