Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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alert("The Game");

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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