What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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