Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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