What is worse

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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