What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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