Women's sports

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call an arab ?

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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