- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

pubic lice.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

what is the color of a burp burple

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??