"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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cms.......?????

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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