John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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