Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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A fat man on a moped

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Sarah Palin

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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... Chan chan

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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