Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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i dont like chris

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Hi

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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