A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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thermodynamics?

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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