Terry has ebola

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Jesus wept.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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