What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Your mom went to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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