whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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alert("The Game");

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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