A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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kaite is dumb that is true

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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