Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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a little girl gets raped

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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