Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Women's rights.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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