Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Justin with a hat.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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