Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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DOWN

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whats black and strange a paki

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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