I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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