Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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lol

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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whats a joke

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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ecks! why zee?

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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