What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Joke

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Penis in a box.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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