the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Anti Joke

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