Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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