Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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