I only like NY as a friend.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Compton

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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