What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Ron Paul for President!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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