Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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