2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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gays

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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