there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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