Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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YOLO

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Men's Sports

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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