- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i killed my family

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

My penis is big... not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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