what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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VAGINA.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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