Knock knock *No one was home*

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memes

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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The WNBA

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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your mother hates you

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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