Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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