what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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