a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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who's a slut... you're mom

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