What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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The dewey decimal system

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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canadians

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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