What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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I was watching Fox news.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Hellen Keller

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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