if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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