The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Please don't shoot me

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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