What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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