Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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