Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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