What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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