What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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