Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Dont look at me.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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NEVER

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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