Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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