- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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