What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Yes

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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