The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How old are you? 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Anti Joke

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