You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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WNBA

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

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