During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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