It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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everyone dislike this

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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