- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the world worst joke? this one

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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