Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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THE GAME

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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