What's upside down? umop apisdn

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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. Deez nuts Ok

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