I'm hungry.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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