What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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69

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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cory is gay

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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