- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Jersey Shore.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

This is a random Anti joke.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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