What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Please don't shoot me

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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