Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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