What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Black People.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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