White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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