Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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whats one plus one penis

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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