What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Rebecca Black.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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