What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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