Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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a ginger has a soul

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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who is awesome? no one...

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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