What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Poop

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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