Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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