What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Brittney Spears

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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