what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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