- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Knock Knock The doors already open

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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