What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Fruitcake

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Anti Joke

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