how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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