What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Women's rights

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Unnnnnnnn

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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