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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Your social life.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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A homeless person dies.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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