whats purple and savage? Barney!

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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I can count to potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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A dyslexic blind man

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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