What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.


Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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