Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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