Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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