- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Justin Bieber.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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