Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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