guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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