roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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