What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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