Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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