Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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penus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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neil patrick harris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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