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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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