What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Kim Kardashian.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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