- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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