What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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