Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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7+5=12

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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