spell backwards: taco cat

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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