A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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this is not a joke. jks

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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