An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Potato salad

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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