Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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