A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Skrillex.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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