A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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minecraft

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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