Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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