Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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