Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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minorities

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Bumsniffer

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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