Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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