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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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