Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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