Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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