A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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