What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What happen? Idk...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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