whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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