Lil Wayne

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

hi to the world fromthe world

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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