How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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You idiot.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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