Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Your mama's so fat.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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