whats 2+2? 4

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Mitt Romney

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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PENIS that is all

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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