Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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666 im christian

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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NEVER

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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