Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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