What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Anti Joke

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