Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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The WNBA.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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