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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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