- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Drunk irish man

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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