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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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