- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Slavery lol

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

boobs.

The horse's name was Friday

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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