I avhe dyiaexls.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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GONNA

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Pianca going ham

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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