What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Hail Heetluh

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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