Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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