Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Guest what in the butt

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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