Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Womens rights.

A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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