How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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knock knock? come in

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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