What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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This is not a joke.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Terry has ebola

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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zebras

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's two plus two? Window

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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