A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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hey bill!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Donald Trump

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Anti Joke

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