can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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