What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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