Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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cory is gay

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Jimmy Saville

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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