this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Male leadership.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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epic win?

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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