why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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America

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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