A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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A homosexual walks into a church

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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