- Anti Joke

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

whoa there

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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