14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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zebras

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69

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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thomas!!!!

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Lets go Yankees

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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