What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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