I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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A jew go out of a bar

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Enchilada

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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