Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Josh kissing a girl

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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