What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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P0P T4Rt

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Chuck Norris.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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