I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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