An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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The Morman Religion.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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