whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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