what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Take part of what?

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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