what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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