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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Black Veil Brides.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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