What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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