Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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TOBUSCUS

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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