What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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