what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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wat?

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Anti Joke

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