how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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12 in general

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Passing by

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

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