Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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adam hodgson !

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Women's Rights.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Cancer.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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