Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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69

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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