A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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