Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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666

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I love pissing people off :P

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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