we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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mexicans fishing

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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