I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Badabing.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Knock Knock Come in

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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