What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Im black

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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gay rights

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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