Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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