How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Do you play piano? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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