How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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you lose.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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