what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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CFL

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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