What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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