knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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A black guy with his family.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Sex

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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