Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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justin beiber sucks

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Anti Joke

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