An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Darude - Sandstorm

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Ask me if im a tree? No

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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