I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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How old are you? 7

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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