muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Suck pussy

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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fkda

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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