Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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knock knock

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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American Idol

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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