What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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