Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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