You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Samraj.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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