Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Wade's the father

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Chuck norris

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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