Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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