a woman votes!

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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You know whats funny Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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