Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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AND

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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That's what she didn't say

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im at school

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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