--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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hey

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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This is not a joke.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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