A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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sdfrgtyuki

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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