What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Boob

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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