Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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SNAPPLE!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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