What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Gangnam style

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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