What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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CRY

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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