Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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