Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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your going to die

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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