What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Pianca going ham

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69

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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