Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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