Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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