Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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