Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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