Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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