What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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I work at jcpenny

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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