roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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