You.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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DOWN

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Anti Joke

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