I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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