WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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