how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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what the hell happened to your face

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