Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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