What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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GONNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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