the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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