"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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