Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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i cant think of one.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

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