What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

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