I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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