what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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