What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

what do u call a black man a black man

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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