When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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