why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Guess what? The Game.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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