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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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