There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Penis

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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