chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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