A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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i just pooped that is all!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Knock knock It's open

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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