What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Where is my tractor?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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