a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Women's rights

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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