What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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whoa there

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I like the color potato.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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