Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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8=> >->-o

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What is brown and sticky?

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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