How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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The EPA.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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DERP

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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