- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What's up brah brah

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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