Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.


How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Mmmm, donuts

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