What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Justin Bieber

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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