what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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my penis

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Balls

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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America

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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