Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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ok

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Potassium? K.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Joe Biden

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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diarrhea.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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