What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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