Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Anti Joke

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