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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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