Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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this site is an antijoke

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