How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Anti Joke

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