knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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