- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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