what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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this is not a joke

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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