What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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