Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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You are joking right?

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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