what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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that wall over there ->

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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