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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Sam Hengal.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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