A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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you will die someday

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Slavery lol

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