yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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this is not a joke.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Anti Joke

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