What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Asians...

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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