Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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