A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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