- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I Have a Black Friend

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

It smells like triangles in here.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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