Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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