What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Black people having a Job.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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