What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Patrick is gay

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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