My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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