Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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The cream, it is coming

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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