How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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minorities.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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