Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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