It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Men's Sports

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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