A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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