Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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A house comes around the corner.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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test

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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