No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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the WNBA

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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