Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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