Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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