The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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This is not a joke

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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boner

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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