There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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