Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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