Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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democracy

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Anti Joke

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