did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Chrissy is funny.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Mitt Romney penis

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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