What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Samraj.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Vote this up

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Your mother is so fat.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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