An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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apple pie.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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