What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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