whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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space is fun

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Where else? The junk yard

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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