What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Laugh.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Kittens.

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