A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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The song Friday Rules!

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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hi iggy

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Mitch

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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