I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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