Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Penis

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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