What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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