A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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My name is Jeff

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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