What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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