If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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