There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

I need to start studying.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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