What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Maths.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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shut up elliot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Black History Month

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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black people. that is all...

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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