What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your mom.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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toast points

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I C U P White stuff

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1+2 = 6

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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it's funny because it's funny

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Poop

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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