Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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modern love

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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children burning

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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