What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Anti Joke

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