What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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