A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Tim and Eric

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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