a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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