yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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whats a joke

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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