What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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your mom is so fat.

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