Penis.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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