what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Fuck her

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69

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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