- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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