Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Robert Mugabe.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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