Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

you gay?

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

:O + :P = 69

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

tommy is retared

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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