A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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