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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Girls Basketball.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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