Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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8=D

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Anti Joke

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