Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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