What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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