What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Knock knock, Come in...

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Black people stink of shite!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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