What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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