casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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