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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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The FCC

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Haha, I get it..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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