How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Amputations.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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