How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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