I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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