Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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