Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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