So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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