- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Blind people can't read this.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

My penis is big... not.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

The Irish man was sober.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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