Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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George Bush.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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America

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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