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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Obama lin Baden.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Cole is "good" at soccer

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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