What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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