Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Anti Joke

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