A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Women's rights.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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