What's the difference between a lamp?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Hi poop!

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obamas trench

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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