knock knock ... no one was in

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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