Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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