i just pooped that is all!

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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obama is a good president

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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im gey

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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