Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Haha, I get it..

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Fuck her

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Woman's Rights

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Jewwy Jewstein

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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