Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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i hate non minorities!

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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School

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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