- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Pianca going ham

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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