how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What is a dog? Bark

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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