Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Type better antijokes above

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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