Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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