- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

dick dick dick... frogs

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

women's rights

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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