What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Tilt your screen back

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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