The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I came.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

thumb_up thumb_down +6

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Waseem is not a funny guy!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +711

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops