What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Womens Rights.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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