when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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NEVER

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Anti Joke

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