How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Potassium? K.

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