- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

i like pie.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

theres a fat guy

Looks through the peephole.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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