- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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