How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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mikey is cute

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Anagram.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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