What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Pickles are moist.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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