Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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