What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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