Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Snausages.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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KEVIN HART

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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