why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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2 + 2 = 4

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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My Boyfriend

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Justin's hair

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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