A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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