Knock knock

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Smart Blondes

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Cripples are lame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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