three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Psychics.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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