Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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