In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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