Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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This joke is funny

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

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