a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Yo Momma So Fat!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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