- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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