What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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they're dead. idiot.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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