i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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black people swimming

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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