My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

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