There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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hey.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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