What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Potato!

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Anti Joke

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