Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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