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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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