Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Obama

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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