Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Your mom.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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