- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

RUN

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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