What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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