What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Chicken penis.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

no.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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