What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Anti Joke

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