hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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