Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Fox News

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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