How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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¿melano?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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