this is gay

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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PENIS :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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