There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Blacks

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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