- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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