An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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