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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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boobs

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Anti Joke

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