69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Hair

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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