i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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a banana

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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