Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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