Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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