why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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The WNBA

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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