Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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tom hall

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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