whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Mooses

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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