Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Chuck Norris died.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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are you gay does your mom know

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