9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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