Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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women rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Anti Joke

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