Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Hummer.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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