Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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my names jim haha

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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