why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what is orange? an orange

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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your mom

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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A jew go out of a bar

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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