A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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