- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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