Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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american government

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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