Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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