If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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y u no like me joke?

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