I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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