How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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pussy enough said

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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