Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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The NBA lockout

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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