Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Chikin nuggets

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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