Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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