how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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