Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What is cold? Winter

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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