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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

I am very humble.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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