my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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SEX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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