Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

I am black.

Pavel Novak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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