What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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