Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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knock knock get lost!

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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