- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Working hard or hardly working????

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Yes. Just Yes.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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