- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Hair

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Maturity is a virtue.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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