What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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