Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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