What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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