Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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