What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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you just lost the game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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