- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Men's Sports

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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