A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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adam hodgson !

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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