A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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