What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A black student graduated High School

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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