What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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