Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Jews

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Membean

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom went to college

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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