Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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