Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Gustavo Andrade

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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