Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Carlton

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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