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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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