Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Abortion.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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