What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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