- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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