Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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a woman votes!

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what sucks? things that suck

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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hi anti joke

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Misner is a twat.

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when debbie meets downer

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