What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Cheese stick

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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