What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Fox News

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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My penis is big... not.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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