How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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potatoes

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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i'm not gay

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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