Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Woman rights.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

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