What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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Knock knock Go away

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Matt is a Duster!

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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autistic kids rock

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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