its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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