how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Dude man, I'm high...

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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WEED!

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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