* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Cancer.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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