Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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