Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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