Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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I'm funny.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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