What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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