What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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I drive a 'rarri

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