How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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