How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Well educated black man.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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