What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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have safe sex

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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You.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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nice shorts.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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