what to call someone thats gay zak

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Turtles

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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