What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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