Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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The Christian Bible.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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