What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Women's Rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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