Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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porn-hub

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why did I get raped

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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