What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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The jets are a good team..

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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