So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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gay porn...

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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