Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why....... Because.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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