Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A guy is playing cod

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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