Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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