Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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