the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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