All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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whats black? the colour

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Autism speaks but not really

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This sentence is a lie.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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