How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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