Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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