whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What did david give back? Nothing.

Chuck Norris died.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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