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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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