- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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