If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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