Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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