Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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