- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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