Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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