What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Take off your shoes.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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