What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Gale swallows.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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