what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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