Sharvil has aids 4 times

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Justin Bieber.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What? Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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