- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Adam Chebali is awesome

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

Roses are flowers.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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