What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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knock knock get lost!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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