What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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