Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Gays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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