So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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honest politician

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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i have cancer

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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YOU

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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