- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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