What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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