Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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