What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Anti Joke

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