Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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