what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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WILLYS

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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