what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

have safe sex

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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