Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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terry stockton is straight

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Justin beiber..

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Burp

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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