roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Women's rights.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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