Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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