What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

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