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Obamacare

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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women's rights.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Burp

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What would Muhammed do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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