What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Anti Joke

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