How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Yo mamas so fat

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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once upon a time, it snowed

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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penis

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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