Communism hehe xd

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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