roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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