A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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women's rights

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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