Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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SAY

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Woman's Rights

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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