Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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this is gay

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Turtles

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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