A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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sweaty black guy

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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