What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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