So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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