Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A van drives into a car.

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Women

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Basically

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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