There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Ily bae

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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