- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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