what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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women's rights

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The WNBA

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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How old are you? 7

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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