Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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