Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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