Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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