- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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