I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Women's rights.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

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