- Anti Joke

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Is this a chair?

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Women's Golf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

women

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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