I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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The Colts this year.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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