When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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