How did the black person die? Of old age

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Albino African Americans

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Looks through the peephole.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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alert("The Game");

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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