How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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