Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Global Warming.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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want to go home? yea

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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