How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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