What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Canada's army

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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I came.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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