I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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knock knock who's there no one

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hi jonny

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