What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Go away.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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