Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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