- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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