Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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