I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it. One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was really good at football, he could have played for England and been better than Beckham." The doctor replies, "I'm so sorry, in the accident he lost his leg he won't be able to kick a football any more." The woman asks about her daughter. "Doctor, where is my daughter? She was really good at tennis and she could have been the best in the world and won at Wimbledon." The doctor says, "Sorry but in the accident she lost her arms and she won't be able to pick up a racket any more." She begins to cry. "Doctor," asks the woman, "how long have I been in this coma?" The doctor replies, "Six months." "So what's the date?" asks the woman. "April 1st," says the doctor. The woman begins to laugh "So you were joking then, were you?" Doctor: "YES... they had minor breaks and cuts but both have made full recoveries. I'll get them and your fiancé down here straight away." The woman is relieved and is discharged three days later to continue recuperating at home, while the doctor is sent to a tribunal for tricking her into believing her children had been maimed and eventually accepts early retirement with a generous severance package.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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