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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Anti Joke

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