why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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