A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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It got hit by a rocket.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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