How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Mike tyson

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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