Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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