Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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