What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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child labor

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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men's rights activists

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What black and has children A black man

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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