- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

And you honored it I see :P

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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