Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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