Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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