one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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LET

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Dick Chaney

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