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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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obama

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Hi

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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poop

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darude- sandstorm

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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ecks! why zee?

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heads up!

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Nippies

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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