Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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W.N.B.A.

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You are joking right?

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Knock Knock.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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