- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Guess what? You guessed it.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

You're Adopted.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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