Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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my shift key is broken1

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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