Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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