wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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