How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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hey guys what's up?

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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