Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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are u black unlucky

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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