What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What? Huh?

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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pobody's nerfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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