Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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People...

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What did the fish say after he

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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9/11.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Please don't shoot me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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