- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Your mom

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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