- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Anti jokes SUCK!

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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