I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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