why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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i'm funny

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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