you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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