whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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President Donald Trump

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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