Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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How did th-A fridge.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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whats really hot the sun

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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