why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Replacement Referees

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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