what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Dylan is a person

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Jimmy Saville

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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9/11

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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