Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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