What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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