Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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The economy.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

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