Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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