whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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You are Nerochan right?

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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