how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Women Driving.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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