Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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God. God.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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