Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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