A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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She said no

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Gestapo.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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