What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Chicken penis.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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