Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Animal

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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