-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Yes!

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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