Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Title IX

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Women's rights.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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