- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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