What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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12/23/2012

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Women's rights

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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BIG PENIS

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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