What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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the WNBA

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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