I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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