David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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