There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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it was all Tagart

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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