A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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this is not a drill.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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That's unfortunate.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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