- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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