How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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