A man walks around a bar.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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