What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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