-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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