AVI IS A FAG

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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You're Adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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View Terms of Service

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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