why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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womens rights

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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My pet rock died.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Womens rights

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Why? Why not?

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