What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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