Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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