ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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