I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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