- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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