What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Shea's sty....

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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