Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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