That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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