What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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