What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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People with cancer.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Swag.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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minorities.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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knock knock come in

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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