A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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pubic lice.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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