Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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think twice or at least think

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Arron Glass

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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