Knock knock, come in.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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