Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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The economy.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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