Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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