Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

thumb_up thumb_down +5

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Kefka > Sephiroth

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

thumb_up thumb_down +152

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

thumb_up thumb_down -5

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops