Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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