Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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