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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did david give back? Nothing.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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