The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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