What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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dj miky

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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