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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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