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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

John Cena for president

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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