What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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