what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Jews for Jesus

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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what is 3+3= 8

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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