- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

William wright is Gay

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

swag

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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