Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Women's rights.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Poop

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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