why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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