whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A black succeeds

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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