What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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