What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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