What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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why did the chicken cross the road

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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