What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A Serbian Film

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Where's my shotgun

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NEVER

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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NEVER

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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