A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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read this sentence again.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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