Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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XD Jackass.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Samantha

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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