Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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