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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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