why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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matty russel are you on here

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Anti Joke

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