When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Unflushed Shit...

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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