Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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knock knock come in

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Your gay

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

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