You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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dead dibbs

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Women's rights.

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Your social life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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WILLYS

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