What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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