What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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yeah..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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