What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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