What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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