Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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