a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A black person in the NHL

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Anti Joke

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