I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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