Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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