Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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