Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What's big and white?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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