Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Nickelback

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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