- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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