1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Womens' Rights

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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