Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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