Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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