"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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you first

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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British Dentistry

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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