What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A horse walks into a barn.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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