Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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are you gay does your mom know

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Pen15

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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