How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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