Your dads dead. lol

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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