Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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the real mccoy

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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