Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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I like to eat people

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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