Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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