Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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A young baby died.

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