Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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