What is a chair?

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Irish sobriety

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The WNBA.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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