- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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