Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A man died.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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penis?

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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