If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Y2K

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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