why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Andoni was here

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What's up brah brah

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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