why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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