A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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9/11

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The Bible

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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