whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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