So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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