A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Anti Joke

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