Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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im gay because im gay

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Anti Joke

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