What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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I can't think of a joke.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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women's rights

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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The New York Giants

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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