Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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