Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Poop

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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