How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Anti Joke

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