What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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canada

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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