What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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I love you

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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