What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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