There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Anti Joke

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