Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Amazing

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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