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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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