a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Irish sobriety

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