What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Jersey Shore

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Matty B

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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