A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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