What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A mans opinion.

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rape that shit

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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