- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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