What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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