William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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a man was shot.... he died

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Anti Joke

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