Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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boobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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