why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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