Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Knock Knock Yes?

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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