Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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12 in general

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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