Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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