Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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american idol

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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nice tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Hi

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