ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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I'm taken

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Anti Joke

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