Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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