What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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jibby jobby

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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The penn state football administration

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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nice tits.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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