Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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