Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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