What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Johnson stops eating

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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im telling maguire

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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