My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

you will now laugh.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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