what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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