What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Libraries.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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