Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

HURT

thumb_up thumb_down

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

thumb_up thumb_down +21

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops