How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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DERP

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Ha

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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