one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Jesus was a good guy

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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