- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Penis.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Yidi Huang lives here.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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