Women.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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you will now laugh.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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