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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Homo say what?

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Wanker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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