Immigration Laws

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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i killed my family

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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