Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Catholicism.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Anti Joke

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