Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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It smells like triangles in here.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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