How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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I named my son ps2 controller

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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