what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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I grunt when I poop.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Steve Jobs.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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anal seepage

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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