Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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