Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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asian, do math

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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