What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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