there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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