roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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9/11 my birthday

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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