I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's up? A direction...

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Worst joke ever

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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bangers and mash?

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Hey Caleb.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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