Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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