What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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penis in the camel

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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???????????? WTF?

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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