Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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