Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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