My mom's dead

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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8===D

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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