What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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