Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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