My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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