What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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