- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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