Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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