Your biggest fan.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Womens Sports

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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