what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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