- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A black goes to college

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Religion

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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