Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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