How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Women's rights

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Anti Joke

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