Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Joesph Triphook.

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TOBUSCUS

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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