what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Womens' Rights

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Take wrong turns

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my gramma died

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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