Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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