A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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