What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A lot eh?

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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