Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Good boy

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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i wish i was a tree !

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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