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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

my egg roll

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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