- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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