Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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