whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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How do you sleep? With a knife I just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico......with a knife I'm going to the restroom, with a knife. How do you do a back flip with no hands? With a knife. What is 2 plus 2? The answer is 4, with a knife. Would like you like to go see a movie with me...with a knife? Today, I'm going to show you how bake a strawberry chocolate cake...with knife. I'm sorry, you have the wrong number...with a knife. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side....with a knife. A man walks to a bar and orders a shot of vodka....with a knife. Omg, I just saw Miley Cyrus at the mall today....with a knife. In Soviet Russia, blah blah blah, with a knife. How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? 1, with a knife. I'll be back in time for dinner, I'm going to the gym and work on my abs....with a knife.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Hitler is my role model

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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