Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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