What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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