What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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A black man without problems.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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