Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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I agree

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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