- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

YEAH THEY DO!

How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

Anyone can post anything.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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