What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I like pom

thumb_up thumb_down -4

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops