What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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I regret everything.....

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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