Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

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