- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

Women's rights

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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roses are red poo is poo

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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