What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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