Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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sexual intercourse.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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