What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Women's Sports

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Jokes are funny.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Anti Joke

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