how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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the sky is green no it is not

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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