Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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What is cold? Winter

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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