Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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