what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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