What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

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