I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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