What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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