What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Hitler

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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NEVER

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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