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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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lol

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