- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

I'm homeless.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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42, that is all

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

WNBA

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Chuck Norris died.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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