What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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