What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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