Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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