What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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