A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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69

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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