A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Black people stink of shite!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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People Order Our Patties

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anti Joke

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