Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Penal Dysfunction

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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