(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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The Morman Religion.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Reading books

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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