What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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