- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A women in the kitchen.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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