The NBA lockout

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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alert("The Game");

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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