Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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