I'm homeless.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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