If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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WNBA

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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