What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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White men's rights

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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