How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Anti Joke

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