What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Womens Rights.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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