Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Asian NASCAR.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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