The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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