happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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