A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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