If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Smeg...

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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