What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Anti Joke

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