- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

- Helen Keller

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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