Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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