Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Rob Bell

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Akshaytiger World

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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I said I hate niiggers

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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you

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Anti Joke

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