friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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James Patrick Campbell

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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