Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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