Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Penis jokes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

The lion swallowed his pride.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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