What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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