How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Anti Joke

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