If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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The Bible

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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You're a frog

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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