Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Anti Joke

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