sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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24

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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