What did you say? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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National security?

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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