How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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P0P T4Rt

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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