How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Ol-ive

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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