AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Butt Sex.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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