What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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theres a fat guy

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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