Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

It got hit by a rocket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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