How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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cheese

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The WNBA

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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