How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Women's rights

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Anti Joke

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