How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Weed.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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