Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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david what a baghead

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Agent 47.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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