Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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