Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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