Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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