A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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