Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Asians.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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