Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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you give like i give lomain

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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JFK

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why was the woman?

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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