Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Error 37.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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