so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

A cat playing laser tag.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Shut the cork up!

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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