- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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