What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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A woman wears a dress.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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A black man in a country bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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