Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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hear hear

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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