Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Internet Explorer

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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