A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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i have a christmas tree.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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do you have a wife?

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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