Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Penis in a box.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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My mom.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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