What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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meme

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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