Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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women's rights

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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