How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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