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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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No soup for you!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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