whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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