Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Matt is a Duster!

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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