a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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this is a joke

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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