What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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