A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Error 37.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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