Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Mitt Romney penis

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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