Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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:O + :P = 69

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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