a man died

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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