You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Penis jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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