What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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My butt!!!!

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Your big dick.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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haha

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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69

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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