Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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