What's just not right? Left

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Penis

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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