guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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