...NO.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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womens rights.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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