Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Barack Obama

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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