What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Gestapo.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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