Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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