my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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