What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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johann grayson being liked

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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YOLO

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Immigration Laws

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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