why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Granny porn!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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