knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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YO FACE

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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