- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Male leadership.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

No it doesnt..

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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