chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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