What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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