A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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