What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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