I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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The Big Band Theory

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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