Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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womans rights

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Please Rape William Wright

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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