Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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NASCAR

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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hola said the chinese man

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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