What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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My mom

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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