What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Hey, Max!!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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