you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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This is not a joke

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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