What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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cats are pussies

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Anti Joke

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