Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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