A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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