Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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