What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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