Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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