A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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