A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Skrillex.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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