- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Did you know?

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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