- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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