What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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