Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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