Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hi dave

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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