What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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