What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Knock knock Come in!

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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