a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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poop.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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