What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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I hate blackniggers

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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