- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

A black man says "ask" correctly.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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