What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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sadf

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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