A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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I don't get it

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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ur mother

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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