Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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No

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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