whats round and like a ball a ball

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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