when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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