An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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