Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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