A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Hello penis

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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