Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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