three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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The horse's name was Friday

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Women Sports.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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your life

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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