Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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