What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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I was watching Fox news.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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hi patrick

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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