Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Obama

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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