So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Dubstep < Music

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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