Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Women's rights.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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