A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Walnut

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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