a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Worst joke ever

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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