you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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dead babies

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Butt poop.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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