Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Anti Joke

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