Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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The Holocaust

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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barack osama

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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