What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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