What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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