Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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