Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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