I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Women's rights.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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YOU

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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