What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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