Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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She said no

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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FIRE!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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