What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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wat?

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Anti Joke

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