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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Anti Joke

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