A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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you first

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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