how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Guess what? The Game.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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