The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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thumbs up!

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Yo daddy!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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