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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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