What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Anti Joke

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