joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Chuck norris

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

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