Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Jimmy Saville

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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