What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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