A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Compton

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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