A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Chrissy is funny.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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