Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

why?

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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