Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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Mitt Romney

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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