Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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