- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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