What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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purple pickles

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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