Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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I am really good at math debating

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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