How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A woman walks into a bar.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Chuck norris

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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u jelly?

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God is real.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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