wood cant chuck wood

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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