Bacon is delcious.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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