Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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