- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Poo LOL

Is this a chair?

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Your mom.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walks into a prostitute.

White men's rights

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why? Because racecar.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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