Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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knock knock go away

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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penis

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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