Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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nickel back

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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