a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Scott Gomez

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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