A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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