WNBA

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Spread the net.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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