What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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shauns beautiful

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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