A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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ur gay

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Like this joke

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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