Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

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