Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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