Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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