Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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You're a frog

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Yeah right loser!

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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