In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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the game

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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I literally died laughing

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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