cancer

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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