A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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