What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Women's rights

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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knock knock piss off

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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