If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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were at work systems r down

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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