"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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