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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

You sick fiend

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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