Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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I C U P White stuff

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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