your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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