- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A black man walks out of a police station

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

A guy walks into a bar

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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