Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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