- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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