Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Suck pussy

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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