What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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