What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Fruitcake

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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hi michael

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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