How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Hitler was Jewish.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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my gramma died

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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