Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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when debbie meets downer

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Skrillex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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NAACP

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