Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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A man sat on a chair

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Nickelback

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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