What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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You are joking right?

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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