What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

my wife out of the kitchen

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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