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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Grammer is very important

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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