- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

whats 2+2? 4

What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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