Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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