whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Society.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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