How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Cancer.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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The global news

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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