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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

you and your family will die tonight

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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