What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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...NO.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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lol

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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