The Game

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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No.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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