7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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My spelling is horrible

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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