Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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i have cancer

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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mark lawson likes boys

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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