a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Womens basketball

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