How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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women's lacrosse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Dislike this.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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