What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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