What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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