- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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