How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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