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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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