What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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wenis

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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your mother

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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You smell like shit

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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