Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Women's rights.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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