Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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A black man comes home from work.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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PENIS

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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