What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Potato!

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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