what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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