- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Racial Equality

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

epic win?

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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