Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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