Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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