- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

if it's friday, it must be China

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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