anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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