what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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