Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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