A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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full house

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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