A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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