What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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this is a joke

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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