Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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