scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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flavin's head

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pee

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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