What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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feces

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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