rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Jebron Lames.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Anti Joke

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