How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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U mad?

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