- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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