a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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That's not what she said.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Sex education in Texas,

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Hey

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Google Doodles

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Anti Joke

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