- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

i am predestal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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