In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Unflushed Shit...

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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kevin kim

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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WOw you have no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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