A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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