Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock knock Shut up

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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