Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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