Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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my mind's eye?

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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