What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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