Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Hippopatomous!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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