Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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My peni s

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Women's rights

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Women's rights.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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