- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Ring Ring Hello? Click

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Actually it was me Josh brown

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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