Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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knock knock? come in

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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