A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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one stop shop

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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