How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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David Silberberg is gay

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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You are Nerochan right?

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Anti Joke

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