-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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So you there Red?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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