What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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WNBA

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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