why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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i dont fisish anythi

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