like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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