Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What is worse

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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PENIS

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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