What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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