What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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