Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

womens rights.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

a horse walks into a barn

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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