what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Yellow People !!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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