What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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I am Skaldak!

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YOU

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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