whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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don't look behind you

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Looks through the peephole.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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