What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Blarg

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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i just wrote this so hard

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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