Women's Rights

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Liars go to hell! -God

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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nine...eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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