Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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