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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Horse tits

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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