jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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minorities.....

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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womens rights

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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knock knock? come in

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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