- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Feminism

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

the WNBA

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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