Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Society.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Men's Sports

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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