The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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dead dibbs

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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ur mother

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Gay's rights

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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