If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Penis.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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