- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

knock knock who's there? faith

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Michel Moor on a die...

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Cole is "good" at soccer

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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