Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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baby loves lalma

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Nobody cares.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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