Trashcan!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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