How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Anti Joke

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