Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Yes. Just Yes.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

9:11 make a wish

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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