What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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