Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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