Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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sorry got to poo

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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The Holocaust

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Lebron Traveled

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Chayton

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My mom.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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