Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

So a seal walks into a club..

Romans rights.

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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