Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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