- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

The New York Giants

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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