A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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