Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Poo LOL

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school homewrok

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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