what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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I like pom

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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