- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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