Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I came.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Hashtag

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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