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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Obama is a good president.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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