Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What break when you talk?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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