- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

your social life.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

BUT HWY?

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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