How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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