Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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politically correct!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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