A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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