If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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