Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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