What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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