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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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