What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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