What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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