Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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SBB

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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K.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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