How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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