Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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