Do you know the muffin man? No

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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I just drank a cola.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Poop

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A black student graduated High School

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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