What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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hi patrick

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Do you believe this will change?

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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UP

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Anti Joke

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