Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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