Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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OIO

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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