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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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girls basketball

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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