Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +8

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops