Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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the lemon was sweet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Pickles

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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