What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Sonic

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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