A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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