What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Knock knock What?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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The WNBA.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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