- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

The WPGA tour

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A black man walks into a book store.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Whats two plus two? Miles

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