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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Fart

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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