what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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