If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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