What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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cms.......?????

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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