And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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