What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Sarah Palin is President

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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