Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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How are you? Yes

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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The Big Band Theory

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Anti Joke

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