What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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PENIS :)

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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