Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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giddy goat

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Cheese stick

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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