One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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