Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Womens Sports

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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So does Blake

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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