What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Jack Stevens

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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