- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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