What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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so dont touch it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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No your aunties a joke

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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