What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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