Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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