What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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