what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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