What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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