"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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s e m e n

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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