Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Farts smell bad!

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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