Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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