How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Waffles ate my grandma

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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your mom

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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