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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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