Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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