A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Starter clothing

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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