- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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