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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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pickle juice?

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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your life

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The jets are a good team..

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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