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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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