Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Anti Joke

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