An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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It’s dead.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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