"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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sucks Syntax...

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's up brah brah

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Me Neither.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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obamas trench

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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