A man penetrates another man.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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John Cena

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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