why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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