why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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im black

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Women's Rights

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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