Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Penis.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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... Chan chan

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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