When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

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A ginger rapping.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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