A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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