Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Anti Joke

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