Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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fruit salad?

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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