How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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school homewrok

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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