- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

I? Everett

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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