why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Diana and victoria

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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