A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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it's funny because it's funny

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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