What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Penis-Pump

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

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