Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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