I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Blarg

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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GONNA

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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The MLS

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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