What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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newt gingrich

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1+1=2

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Dallas Cowboys

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Anti Joke

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