Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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