A: Do you like it B: No

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Poop

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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My children are mistakes

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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