What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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