A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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