Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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everyone dislike this

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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