Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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justin beiber sucks

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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