Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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