Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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hashtags suck balls

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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