What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Women drivers...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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