Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Laugh.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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