A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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sorry got to poo

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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You all have Aids

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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You're Adopted.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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