Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Your social life.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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