Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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fruit salad?

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Everybody will die

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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