what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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The Christian Bible.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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