What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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a man checks his mypsace

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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