How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A woman wears a dress.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What fires shots? A gun

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i have a christmas tree.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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No it isn't.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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women's rights

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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