Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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women sports....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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