Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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