Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Minecraft.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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