- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

One time i was sitting down

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Whats two plus two Four!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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