Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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