What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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lol

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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