wenis

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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snooki

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Needless to say,

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Anti Joke

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