Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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