Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Justin's life

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Women's Rights

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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