Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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fart

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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