what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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the WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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