Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Anti Joke

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