What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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shut up iggy

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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refridgrator

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Take this and put it- No.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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