What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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this is gay

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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one of the idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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