How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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well now

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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