What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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