A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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WHAT????

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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