What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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well now

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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