- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

all your base are belong to mark

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A Jew returns change.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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