- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

No it doesnt..

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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