Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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