Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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