what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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penis

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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all the kids had fun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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