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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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