What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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KEVIN HART

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Yo mamas so fat

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porn-hub

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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