Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Caramel Boing.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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