Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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The Holocaust

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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:O + :P = 69

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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