Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Smelly Indians.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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