haha

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what is orange? an orange

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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