Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Five guys one rape.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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