Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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