ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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im jewish

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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