It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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minorities

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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