Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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