- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

JUST KIDDING^

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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