A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Women's rights

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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