Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Sex. That is all.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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