Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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women's lacrosse.

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Rock mattress.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Sonic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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