Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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hey

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Hi

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

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