Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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