What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What is cold? Winter

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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A seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

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