Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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( o Y o )

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Heartlight

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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