Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Women's rights.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A whole 'nother.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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