Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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World Peace

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mark lawson likes boys

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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