so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Womans baksetball...

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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