-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Anti Joke

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