A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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7+5=12

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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meme

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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dry handjob

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hi my name is? joe

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Anti Joke

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