Lets make like trees and stand still

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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