- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

ollie is a fag so are you

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

what time is it? 3:16

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

I have Alzheimer. What?

whats a dick a dick

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