What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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