What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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