- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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