- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

How much is an abortion? A life

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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