Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Gale swallows.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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