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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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French people

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Anti Joke

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