Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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