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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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i have two hands.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Pickles

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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