Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Antijokes...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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