What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Anti Joke

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