Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

42

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Kenny died. The Bastards.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

thumb_up thumb_down +41

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

I'm banging your sister.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops