Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Xzibit

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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