A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Guess what? Bananas

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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