Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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I drive a 'rarri

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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