How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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