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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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...Jack Vale

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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