What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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