You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Horse tits

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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