Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Chayton

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Politics.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Anti Joke

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