A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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cory is gay

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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