What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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