A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Knock knock

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hi

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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