Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Your mother is average.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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