What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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this website...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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