Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Has u seen my grammar?

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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ur mother

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Anti Joke

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