What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Christianity.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

And more;

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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