Pickles are powerful

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Susie has Autism

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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autsim

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Matthew Wyckoff

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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