There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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That is so fetch

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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