You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down -7,300

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do u call a banana? A banana......

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down +12

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

thumb_up thumb_down +210

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops