Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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