A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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1+1=2

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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