A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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V I T A M I N C !

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The Female Orgasm

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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