why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Anti Joke

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