A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Gorden Brown.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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japan4.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

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