Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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SEX

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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