Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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