cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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if you read this you are gay

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Anti Joke

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