Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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knock knock go away ok

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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This one time at band camp....

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Fox News.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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