A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Soccer...

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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