Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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penisface

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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knock knock. come in.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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