Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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matt is fat

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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I? Everett

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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