Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Welcome To Facebook

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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I woke up today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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