I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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