have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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I lost my tractor.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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