roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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