Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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