Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Guest what in the butt

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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