What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

what has genitial warts? me

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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