- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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