- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

guess what what that wasnt it

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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