Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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what?

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Anti Joke

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