SNAPPLE!

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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...............................................................hi

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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HURT

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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