why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Women's rights.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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