Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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