Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I'm a like whore

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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