What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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No soup for you!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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