- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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