what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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