OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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womens rights

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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