Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A Serbian Film

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Politics.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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