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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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