Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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