Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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civil rights

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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one of the idiot

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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