So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Fat people.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Your grandma's cookies.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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