what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

joke under this line wins _________________________

The horse's name was Friday

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

squash squash who squash my ass

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

I said I hate niiggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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