Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

You're on fire.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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