How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A paralysed man falls over.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Anti Joke

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