What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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knock knock

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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