Hi Shelby!!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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womens rights

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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