why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Sarah Palin

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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