A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What is life? Paul.

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