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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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