Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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