What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why Because

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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knock knock come in

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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