i like it in the mouth

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Two planes walk into an office building

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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