What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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VAL SUCKS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Miscarriages.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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darude- sandstorm

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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