Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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