- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

non poop

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

He--Hey guys

Women's Rights

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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