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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Apple juice.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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