American healthcare.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Roey Jegen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Kittens.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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