- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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