What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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