Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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