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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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peter charastabopouloulous

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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Mitt Romney

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Nickelback.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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