After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Your Mom The End.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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knock knock

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Paper shield.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Anti Joke

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