What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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My dad

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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