Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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