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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Please? No.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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