KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Is this a chair?

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Xzibit

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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