Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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poop.........

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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