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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Where are you going Your house

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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