How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Anti Joke

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