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  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • Talk to it

  • Im a blonde and i dont get this.

  • I'm not a blond and I'm confused

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • I don't get it.

  • im blonde and I

  • you all are retarded

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.

  • Random joke ftw

  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!

  • LOL this is grand

  • Blonde is only used to describe a girl and blond for everything else.

  • Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)

  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.

  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!

  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,

  • Copied this...

  • I there was a green person throwing forks at you, you would be pretty fucking confuse

  • I feel smart for getting this right away now

  • You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.

  • LOL does it mean everyone is a blond?

  • spoons would have been funnier...

  • It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.

  • im not blond so i wouldnt have to worry about this happening to me hahahaha

  • do i not get this because im blonde

  • who cares how you spell blond/e, this is hilarious.

  • Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • How do u kill a blond? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool

  • *sigh*... people on the internet. only 1/50 know what their talking about... you would be confused too if someone painted themselves green and threw forks at you, that is in itself confusing. no wonder the economy is collapsing... twats.

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