How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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    Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

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    i ain't a blonde but that was confusing! where do they come up with this stuff?

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    Random joke ftw

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    I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,

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    Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

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    You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.

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    i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

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