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  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • im blonde and I

  • LOL this is grand

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.

  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.

  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!

  • Im a blonde and i dont get this.

  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.

  • I feel smart for getting this right away now

  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!

  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory

  • I there was a green person throwing forks at you, you would be pretty fucking confuse

  • you all are retarded

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • I don't get it.

  • im not blond so i wouldnt have to worry about this happening to me hahahaha

  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.

  • Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)

  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!

  • How do u kill a blond? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool

  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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