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  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • Random joke ftw

  • I'm not a blond and I'm confused

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.

  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!

  • Talk to it

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,

  • *sigh*... people on the internet. only 1/50 know what their talking about... you would be confused too if someone painted themselves green and threw forks at you, that is in itself confusing. no wonder the economy is collapsing... twats.

  • Copied this...

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • LOL this is grand

  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • LOL does it mean everyone is a blond?

  • spoons would have been funnier...

  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!

  • I don't get it.

  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.

  • Blonde is only used to describe a girl and blond for everything else.

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • Guys, it's an ANTI joke. It's funny because you think it's gonna make fun of stereotypical blonds/blondes but then it says something that would confuse anyone

  • do i not get this because im blonde

  • Hahhaahaha I sooo get this your all stoopid!! "Hello I am a green giant pea, I eat all my veggies you should too!" Hahahahahah cause he looks like a pea lmao!!

  • im blonde and I

  • Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

  • I feel smart for getting this right away now

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

  • Im a blonde and i dont get this.

  • i ain't a blonde but that was confusing! where do they come up with this stuff?

  • im not blond so i wouldnt have to worry about this happening to me hahahaha

  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.

  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory

  • Hahaha

  • fuck me sideways cunt

  • i dont get this

  • you all are retarded

  • I think your dumb because i get it!

  • LOL i get this joke its because blondes are dumb (steryotype) dont get mad anyways its because blondes wouldnt see you because they are dumb and they would freak out if random forks were attacking them so there that's the understandable thing of the joke god if u guys didnt get the joke then u dont know what an anti joke is.

  • I there was a green person throwing forks at you, you would be pretty fucking confuse

  • How do u kill a blond? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool

  • It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.

  • me is a buttiful blond

  • That is so haleriouse!!!!

  • who cares how you spell blond/e, this is hilarious.

  • Hyul hyul hyul hyul! (Weird old man laugh)

  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.

  • Well, it'd make sense if you painted yourself chartreuse and tossed midgets at her. But the idea was to confuse the blonde not arouse her.

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