What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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    i did nazi that coming

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    personally i find holocaust jokes HITLERious

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    Hunter Barksdale is an OG

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    I am offended by your cruel reference to worms.

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    I do not appreciate these holocaust jokes. Anne frankly I won't stand for them.

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    BAHAH.

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    What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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    Wow, this is ANTI-joke.com. It's not supposed to be funny, it's not even worded funny so shut up everyone. YES, the holocaust was a truly tragic event, my grandad lost most of his family from it, but this wasn't offensive in the slightest.

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    I agree

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    what do u call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon

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    What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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    that I did nazi that coming joke went from 36 likes to like 50 dislikes. WTF

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    Actually, to the retard who claimed the Germans were exterminating anyone who wasn't German, that is a load of crap, and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such lunacy. While racial pride is natural, supremacism is not. Germans never were supremacists--they simply thought they were decent people. Judging by how evil people are today and how much they badmouth the Germans, I would say the Germans were probably good. The Jewish Talmud claims Jews are a superior race. It's not a crime for Jews to kill "goyim"--their word for you Zionist sympathizers. The End.

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    Whats worse than biying ito an apple with a worm in it. Biting into an apple a a snakes sugestion(Adam and Eve)

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    Okay lets get this straight. You are a cat. Meow.

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    i'm a worm in an apple and i find this offensive

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    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple........finding half a worm in your apple

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    the worm was a nazi.

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    94 comments , lmao .

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    Aren't Jew glad I didn't say banana

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    What starts with "P" and ends with "O-R-N"? Popcorn.

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    What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Half a worm in your apple. ...I'm Jewish, I'm allowed.

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    How do you get a man to slowly die legally? Nothing. Everyone is slowly dying when they age.

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