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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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i did nazi that coming
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personally i find holocaust jokes HITLERious
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Hunter Barksdale is an OG
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I am offended by your cruel reference to worms.
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BAHAH.
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I do not appreciate these holocaust jokes. Anne frankly I won't stand for them.
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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.
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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.
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what do u call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon
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Aren't Jew glad I didn't say banana
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that I did nazi that coming joke went from 36 likes to like 50 dislikes. WTF
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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple? Living in denial. Or in the Nile.
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i'm a worm in an apple and i find this offensive
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Anas
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What starts with F and ends in F-U-C-K? FUCK.
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I agree
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the worm was a nazi.
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niggers
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Okay lets get this straight. You are a cat. Meow.
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I sometimes use AIDS instead of The Holocaust, pretty much the same effect.
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What starts with "P" and ends with "O-R-N"? Popcorn.
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Could anyone Lenin money?
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Yes
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Yes it is
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a=holocaust was better tho
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I concur, the events of the Holocaust in Nazi Germany were by far worse than finding a worm in your apple in every respect.
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That's debatable
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holocaust.yep.nazis.yep.jews.yep overall i say yep!
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whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple
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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple........finding half a worm in your apple
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Whatever you are probably some red headed irishman all scrawny and what not STFU
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look on the last page, same joke
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Wow, this is ANTI-joke.com. It's not supposed to be funny, it's not even worded funny so shut up everyone. YES, the holocaust was a truly tragic event, my grandad lost most of his family from it, but this wasn't offensive in the slightest.
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What's black and white and red all over? Something, I'm sure.
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How do you get a man to slowly die legally? Nothing. Everyone is slowly dying when they age.
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I feel that only through the words of rapper Tony Yayo can i really express my feelings towards this joke: 'So seductive dancing on me, the way that she moves is making me horny, i wake up next to her in the mornin and tell her to turn over and lets do it again' :')
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I cant gestapo from laughing.
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I did Nazi that coming. Anne Frankly that is out of Mein Kampfort zone. The person who wrote this anti-joke is definitely going to heil.
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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple
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18479512433 guys number who wrote this. text him
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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? world war 2.
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Actually, to the retard who claimed the Germans were exterminating anyone who wasn't German, that is a load of crap, and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such lunacy. While racial pride is natural, supremacism is not. Germans never were supremacists--they simply thought they were decent people. Judging by how evil people are today and how much they badmouth the Germans, I would say the Germans were probably good. The Jewish Talmud claims Jews are a superior race. It's not a crime for Jews to kill "goyim"--their word for you Zionist sympathizers. The End.
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Whats worse than this Anti joke? Sickle celled anemia
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What starts with P and ends with U-B-E-S? pubes
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This joke is terrible! ........BUT IT IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY! YOLO!
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I ate an apple and found a worm hole...but it didnt have a worm, true story.
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I'm a cat and I swear that after I take a bong hit I can type in English for ten seconds. You have to bemeow meow meow meow.
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Whats worse than a holocaust? Holocaust 2!
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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck.
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Whats worse than the holocaust??? Women who don't cook.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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I agree. When put into proper perspective, the holocaust is much, much worse than finding a worm in your apple.
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Nein/10
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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Half a worm in your apple. ...I'm Jewish, I'm allowed.
shitting yourself
A Man walks into a Bar, His Alcohol Dependency is tearing his family apart
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This isn't an anti joke. It's just a joke.
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Whats worse than biying ito an apple with a worm in it. Biting into an apple a a snakes sugestion(Adam and Eve)
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:| I can't like this joke after I just finished the holocaust topic in History
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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/56141-who-is-a-nazi-theo-kingdom
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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Porn.
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Why did this one get voted up but the EXACT COPY of it a few rows up got down voted?

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