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  • i did nazi that coming

  • personally i find holocaust jokes HITLERious

  • Hunter Barksdale is an OG

  • I am offended by your cruel reference to worms.

  • I do not appreciate these holocaust jokes. Anne frankly I won't stand for them.

  • BAHAH.

  • what do u call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon

  • that I did nazi that coming joke went from 36 likes to like 50 dislikes. WTF

  • Wow, this is ANTI-joke.com. It's not supposed to be funny, it's not even worded funny so shut up everyone. YES, the holocaust was a truly tragic event, my grandad lost most of his family from it, but this wasn't offensive in the slightest.

  • I agree

  • What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

  • What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

  • Aren't Jew glad I didn't say banana

  • I ate an apple and found a worm hole...but it didnt have a worm, true story.

  • the worm was a nazi.

  • Actually, to the retard who claimed the Germans were exterminating anyone who wasn't German, that is a load of crap, and you should be ashamed of yourself for promoting such lunacy. While racial pride is natural, supremacism is not. Germans never were supremacists--they simply thought they were decent people. Judging by how evil people are today and how much they badmouth the Germans, I would say the Germans were probably good. The Jewish Talmud claims Jews are a superior race. It's not a crime for Jews to kill "goyim"--their word for you Zionist sympathizers. The End.

  • Could anyone Lenin money?

  • I agree. When put into proper perspective, the holocaust is much, much worse than finding a worm in your apple.

  • whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

  • Okay lets get this straight. You are a cat. Meow.

  • Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple........finding half a worm in your apple

  • i'm a worm in an apple and i find this offensive

  • What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck.

  • What's worst then finding a worm in your apple? Living in denial. Or in the Nile.

  • Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? world war 2.

  • How do you get a man to slowly die legally? Nothing. Everyone is slowly dying when they age.

  • What starts with "P" and ends with "O-R-N"? Popcorn.

  • Whats worse than the holocaust??? Women who don't cook.

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  • Whats worse than a holocaust? Holocaust 2!

  • Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side

  • I did Nazi that coming. Anne Frankly that is out of Mein Kampfort zone. The person who wrote this anti-joke is definitely going to heil.

  • Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

  • Nein/10

  • I cant gestapo from laughing.

  • I concur, the events of the Holocaust in Nazi Germany were by far worse than finding a worm in your apple in every respect.

  • What starts with F and ends in F-U-C-K? FUCK.

  • Yes it is

  • What's black and white and red all over? Something, I'm sure.

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