Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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    Hahahahaha! This is hilarious!......but kinda mean too! (and of course, the confirmation phrase to post the comment is almost as hard to read as my friend's handwriting! Now that is hard to do!)

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    It's a good joke, but it is also really sad. My grandmother does have Alzheimers, her son is named Dave, and she can no longer remember him.

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    so wanna hear a real bad joke what did the jew boy get for his birthday....... a shower horrible right.

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    I have Alzheimer and cancer, but at least i dont have Alzheimer!

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