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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

  • Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

  • Roses are great, Violets are blue, I'm waiting for a mate, that'd be you :D

  • *me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • roses are blue violets are red....wait that's wrong just get in my bed

  • Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do

  • Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.

  • cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

  • Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

  • Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue

  • I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.

  • roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?

  • Roses are green Violets are pink Rhymes are hard to find when you're colorblind

  • Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon

  • Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.

  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

  • Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

  • Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

  • roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u

  • Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread

  • Roses are red Violets are blue When god gave us brains Where the hell were you?

  • Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u

  • Roses are red violets are blue my dick has a boner because i see you.

  • Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, but vodka is cheaper....then dinner for 2.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you say Y.O.L.O I'll bitch slap you.

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.

  • My team is RED, Your team is BLU, Where's that damn spy, He's right behind you!

  • i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....

  • Rose's Are Red Violets Are Twisted Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted :)

  • roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!

  • Roses are Red, My eyes are Blue, I gotta take a shit, After I say goodbye to you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Bye

  • Roses are red violets are blue, open your mouth and swallow my goo

  • Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew

  • roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag

  • Roses are red You say you're pretty Unfortunately U don't know what that word means Girl, I feel pity

  • Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

  • pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you

  • roses are white vilots ar white im luis suarez and i only like white

  • Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you..

  • Blood is red,bruises are blue, brake my bestfriend's heart I will brake you

  • rose are red violets are blue i like you i really do <3

  • Roses are red, violets are fine, if you be the 6, then ill be the 9 69

  • Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black because I am black

  • Roses are Red Sunflowers are Dandy Come into my van I'll give you free candy

  • Roses are red, violets are blue i can't rhyme. Potato

  • Roses are red violets are blue I thought I was ugly until I meant you

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Let me cum inside you And make my wish come true!

  • Roses are red violets are bluse you break my bestfriends heart ill break you <3

  • Roses Are Gay, Violets Are Gayer. F*ck this poem and listen to Slayer.

  • Danny sings, Funny Man Raps. Charlie Scene has more straps, than Matts assless chaps.

  • roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and i am too

  • Roses are red violets are blue your my bestfriend i love you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Criminals are black, not racist just true

  • Roses are red, that part is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

  • Rose are Red Violets are blue Its Valentine's Day I don't fuck with you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, every time I flush the toilet, I remember you.

  • Pizza is red, it is yellow too, it also is brown, comes out that way too.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, chicken is good, when chicken is fried, 9inches later, she's in the hospital

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If i say anymore, your bound to give me head too ;)

  • roses are red violets are blue you ugly and you made me one to

  • Roses are red Violets are blue You really thougght I would cry over u I told you I loved you But it wasn't true I love your best friend not you He saw through my cover but he didn't care He loved me, that sexy bear

  • Bloodstains are red, Bruises are blue, If you annoy me, I'll literally kill you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, go fuck a quarter you God damn Jew

  • Roses are red Violits are blue Brown is the color Of elephant poo

  • I have a boner it's from you I'm on the the toilet taking a poo

  • Roses are red I'm having a good day The thing that ruined it Is that when I found out You're Gay

  • Roses are black, Violets are black. trees are Black. i guess it's night

  • rose are red violets are blue I dumped you so get a clue

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I pity the fool who rimes like you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a gun, I would shoot you.

  • Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your beauty's eternal, as is my live for you.

  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue sucking dick for a living

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, this poem doesn't rhyme, garlic bread

  • Roses are red, Weed is greener, i think about you when i touch my wiener

  • Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue look at the dislikebar nobody likes you! ( for youtube ):DDD

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue If I banged your mother, What would you do?

  • roses are red your vagina is blue you eat shit and look like it too

  • Roses are red violets are blue fuck you

  • Roses are red, My name is Dave. Don't know what to say...Microwave.

  • You'll get a red cut, and a big blue bruise. That is what wil happen if you make me lose

  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, i set fire to your garden.

  • Roses are red , violets are blue , I have a dick , nobody cares .

  • Roses are red violets are green get on my bed and I'll flick your bean

  • Roses are red , Violets are shit , wait a minute there's a poo on your head.

  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue God Made Me Sexy What Happened to you?

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. The world is grey, Beiber is gay.

  • Roses are red weed is greener i think about you when i touch my weener

  • Roses roses roses Violets violets violets oh oh oh aw aw aw

  • I want to tell you a joke about my dick but it`s too long

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Microwave

  • roses are red violets are blue jade guess what i love you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm beautiful, and by the looks, you are too.... Let's fuck.

  • best anti joke yet!!

  • Roses are red violets are blue with that face you belong in a zoo but no worries i'll be thier to but not in a cage but laughing at you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces llike yours belong in the zoo, but dont get mad, cuz i'll be there 2, not in a cage, but laughing at you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I just thought you should know.

  • Roses are fun. Violets be damned. I have a gun. So get in the van.

  • There's so many poems, I have a few too, but less than a page, how about you?

  • Roses are red , violets are blue , suck my dick until it's blue ????????

  • roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

  • roses are red lemon are sour ur mum is ruth 2p an hour

  • Roses are green violets are pink, oops I got it wrong.

  • Roses are red,violets are blue, my japan friend is newbie and you too.!

  • OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD THIS IS LIKE THE ORIGINAL ANTIJOKE

  • Roses are red,(-)tube is awesome, did you ever had an threesome?

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

  • roses are red , facebook is blue , you have no friends , no one likes you

  • roses are red. violents are blue. its i agianst i and me agianst you.[btw violents are purple]

  • Your pu**y is red, my pe**s is blue, I´m a Smurf and I´m fu***ing you too. by.Charlz

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Facebook will do.

  • I see red, I see blue, you see black, because I hit you.

  • Its funny because a fama made it

  • God made you sexy, that much i see, if you ever feel horny, you can come to me.

  • Roses are red, green is red too, they both can be black, I'm color blind too.

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wiener

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my weiner

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me not you for any chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face.:)

  • Roses are red,violets are rare, booty booty booty rocking everywhere

  • Roses are red my binoculars are blue your curtains are open and I see u

  • Roses are red violets are black now stop sniffing crack

  • Roses are red violets are blue i like coming on you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Give me a kiss and i'll stop stalking you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue.Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Dont be mad, I'll be there too. Not inte the cage. But laughing at you Roses are red… Violets are blue… I thought i was ugly… But then I met you.

  • Roses are red dictionaries work well, so get one bitch and learn how to spell

  • Long dick

  • Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash you face

  • Roses are Tits Violets? are Tits I love Tits Tits...

  • Roses are red, My name is not Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave

  • HAH GOT EMM

  • Roses are red violets are gray when I saw yiu I thought you were gay!

  • Roses are red, you never knew, that every time I think, I think about you. But now I hate you, I changed my mind, I have a stained knife, oh no! you died. (That was dark)

  • Roses are red violets are blue god made us beautiful what happend to you

  • roses r red vilots r blue my dick is brown from pounding your poo

  • Roses are red violets are blue my dick wet is so let me put it between you

  • Roses are red, Violet are red. After we read, our faces turned red

  • Love is for a stripper i'd rather trip her

  • roses are red violets are blue god made me sexy what happened to you

  • OMOMMOMOM I LIKE COOKIES

  • Reses are red violents are blue Buium is Homo his family too

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Your Ugly Face Belong In A Zoo

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, now suck my c*** cause its good for you.

  • roses are red. violets are blue, i ****** your mother, and now want you.

  • Roses are Violets, Violets are blue, what happened to red, look at your c..unt

  • Roses are Red, People are Rude. Let's play Minecraft, God your a noob.

  • voilets are blue violets are blue, this poem makes no sense, platypus.

  • Roses are red violets are grey I don't want to say this but but I heard kyle's gay.

  • Roses are Red Violets are blue........ I forget the rest.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, say that again and I'll dismember you.

  • Roses are pink , violets are purple , elephants are pink , i love LSD .... but stop , i think i'm a gay

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, what to say, oh yea f**k you <3

  • fuck mee

  • roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours, belong in the zoo, don't be mad, i'll be there too, not in a cage, but laughing at you -bbop

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Fuck with my friends, I'll fuck with you.

  • Roses are red, violets are funny, I'm here to tell you that I'm horny.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what? I f**king hate you

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I play with my wiener

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wiener

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have a fist and it fits into you

  • Roses are red, My nuts are too. Why'd you use so much glue?

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over darling you're gonna get fisted.

  • roses are red, violets are blue, i wish i could put my things in you, if you wanna come round with your best friend i dont mind putting my things in them too

  • Roses are roses,Violets are volets so fu*k you :D

  • roses are cool chicken is nice but this is india so give me some basmati rice

  • Roses are red mountains are big, you're pink and round just like a pig!

  • roses are red, violets are blue, Silence for me, duck tape for you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, the person who likes you belongs in a zoo, don’t be mad, don’t be blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

  • Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

  • roses are red,violets are blue,i have a gun,i will shoot you

  • Rossen are red violets are blue i just kidding you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, ur a faget, so STFU

  • Roses are red voilets are blue summer sucks dick and so do you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I dropped the soap now i can't poo

  • roses are red violets are blue when i was first born i was named after you the first thing i did was run to the loo!

  • Rosses are red vilotes are blue she's for me not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • roses are yellow violets are brown who shit and piss in my garden

  • Roses are red violets are blue i won the lottery now GET OUT MY HOUSE

  • Roses are red grass is green get on the bed and ill lick you clean

  • Roses are red Violets are blue There's a bug on the carpet So give me your shoe!

  • Rose's are Red Violet's are Blue, I have five finger's the middle one is for you!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I really want to throw a brick at you.

  • roses are red violets are blue i have some problems the first one is u ))

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue pornhub is down your mums facebook will do

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hear you like stalking people, I do too! Maybe we can admire each other from a distance sometime. Your secret admirer

  • YouTube is Red , Facebook is Blue , Im seeing so many gays and that includes you.

  • Roses are red ,violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i like t i t s, t i t s...

  • Roses are Red. Violets are blue. Face like yours belongs to the zoo.Dont be sad,ill be there too.Not in the cage,But laughing at you!

  • Roses are red , violet are blue. There's and arranged marriage. Waiting for you!

  • roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me a damb hour!!!!!!

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Theres always an Better asian than you

  • roses are red violets are blue the roses are dead and the violets are too

  • for dubstep:...... roses are red violets are blue last thing that dropped this hard ended world war 2

  • roses are red violets are blue you people make no sence why dont you shut up

  • Russia is red America is blue But in the end both will nuke you

  • Roses are red violets are blue, I've been holding it for an hour, now I really need the loo.

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

  • roses are red violets are blue like my balls when im thinking of you

  • roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryme, but this one dosn't

  • roses are red, violets are wet, who the hell, pissed on my violets!!!

  • roses are red violets are blue, you are a dickhead so screw you

  • Roses are black, violets are black... I'm blind

  • Roses are gray violets are gray I'm colourblind god dammit

  • noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

  • roses are red, violets are glorious, never surprise Oscar Pistorius

  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, Oh MY GOSH MY F****** GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, after i'm done, clean my poo

  • Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay and you will be too.

  • roses are red, lilies are white. your existence caused the blight.

  • Roses are red violets are blue Your dong is massive I want to blow you

  • Roses are red violets are blue, god gave me five fingers the middle ones for you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue,this is shit, Fridge

  • Roses Are Red, Violets are blue. I like your breasts, and so do you

  • Roses are red potato's are brown i hate you with a big frown

  • Roeses are red villots are blue my life whould be hell if i dident have you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, I have a dildo it is in you

  • Roses are red violets are blue i hate grammar how about you?

  • roses are red,violets are twisted,bend over ***** you're about to get fisted

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, the girls like you belongs to the zoo !

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue,Hes for me, not for you,If be change, You take my place,I'll take it first,And Smash your face.

  • the grass is green and the sky is blue your mother said I Love You.

  • I have a gun. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van or i will shoot you roses are bloody red.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like farm animals Moo Moo

  • roses are red violets are blue there is a chicken give me a second or 2 ;)

  • Roses are blue violets are red I am colorblind so f u

  • roses are red violets are blue i got to go soon but i wont miss u

  • Roses are red violets are blue ...tired of this shit and that's so damn true..

  • roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo dont orry i will be ther not in a cage but luaghing at you

  • Roses are red Violets are red The grass is all red SHIT! THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

  • Roses are red Violets are blue In soviet russia Shitty poem write You.

  • ROSES ARE ROUGE VIOLETS ARE VERT YOU SMELL AND LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT TURD

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red,bucky loves tuna. Photoshop tuts brought me here,hope he's still with lola... omgwtfbbq!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka cost less then dinners for two.

  • Roses are red violets are blue your dad is gay and you will be too.

  • Violets are blue, Roses are red, Everything's dark, I think I am dead

  • Roses are red, violets are bluish if it wern't for Christmas we'd all be Jewish

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, enormous mistake.

  • Roses are red, Violets are..Wait.. aren't they violet?

  • Roses are red violets are blue i had sex and created you

  • Roses are red, yes, that is true but violets are violets, frickin blue... deh, why do you think they are called VIOLETS???

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, What did the fox say?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Death is coming Coming for you

  • God made coke God made Pepsi God made me oh so sexy God made rivers God. Made lakes God Made you well we all make mistakes

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.

  • Roses are red violets are blues i suck at poems so show me your boobs

  • Violets are blue, roses are red, we're doing this backwards, that's what she said!

  • Roses are red violets are twisted bend over love your about to get fisted

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colour blind. F*ck!

  • roses are red violets are blue but im not like you

  • roses r red,violets r blue, sleep in the house or go in the pooh.

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

  • Roses are red viliotes are blue forever alone at a table for two

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, god made everyone beautiful, what happened to you?

  • Roses are red, violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo i'll be there too just not in a cage but laughing at you

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Suck my Dick, and I'll pay you$<3$

  • Bloodstains are red,violence is cool.Be my friend,or ill drown you in a pool.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and I hate you.

  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

  • Roses are red, violets are blue I like puppies how about you.

  • roses are red violets are blue I am human, what the hell are you?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue, my dog just farted, it reminds me of u

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, zebra.

  • Roses are res violets are ble he's for me not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash it in your god damn face!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. There´s a bug in the carpet Now give me your shoe.

  • roses are red violets are blue so what the fu*k should i do ?

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Uno i been made for u

  • Umm... Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one's for you c:

  • roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place i'll take my fist and smash your face

  • roses are red violets are blue,i saw your grandpa raping you

  • roses are red violets are blue he is for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and puch ur face

  • Roses are red violets are WACK!..whys ur rack as flat as ur back? Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet my pussy is too XD

  • Roses are dead Violets too What a shame Because I love you My Melissa

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in 3000 pokemons, i would choose you

  • Roses are red, My name is Peter, this poem makes no sense, Helicopter

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADD, What were we talking about again?

  • Roses are red violets are blue I love you! Do you love me to? 3

  • Roses are red jimmy savile.

  • Roses are red ... **** the rest!

  • Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, I have a retinal hemorrhage.

  • Roses are red,Violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo,dont be angry,ill be there too, outside the cage laughing at you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know I'm messed up, but then so are you...

  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I've got tourettes, BOLLOCKS TO YOU!

  • Roses are blue, Violets are red, if you send another game request ***** you're dead!

  • Roses are red and violets are blue, mans are pigs and I'm one too:D

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have a problem and have just shit my pants

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Come to the door, so i can knock the**** out of you

  • roses are 9

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Car fumes are deadly, and cross country too.

  • Roses are red vilotes are blue i got 5 fingers and the middle ones for you...

  • Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet Not f*cking blue!!!

  • Roses are red violets are blue your mom was dead she never loved you

  • Wieners are wieners, buns are buns, if he touches my daughter I take out my gun!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck d*cks under the moon. XD

  • This makes no sense and I am a fool, I think I am right and you know it too.

  • Roses are red, Violets are glorious. Never sneak up, on Oscar Pistorias!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Twilight is gay, And so are you! :D

  • Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think! Its tetleys teabag.

  • Roses are cool, Violets are sweet, Bitches like you, Be cravin the D 8===D - -

  • Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell Are you?

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue When I Flash The Toilet I Remember You..

  • roses are red, my dog is sick, come over here and suck my dikk

  • Roses are red violets are blue, i have five fingers, the middle one is for you. XD

  • "riped" condom???

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers and the third is for you

  • Roses are red Violets are blue the aliens are attacking GET IN THE CHOPPA!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I would throw it at you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue a face like your's belongs in the zoo but don't be sad i'll be there too though not in the cage but laughing at you :D

  • i wonder how much joj bush paid you to sick his dick

  • Roses are red violets are blue the government is a lie. Hitler was a Jew.

  • roses are red,but grass is greener,i like mowing lawns because im a beaner

  • rosses are red violets are blue ,do you love me i love you too

  • roses are red, grass is green, you have the biggest butt i have ever seen.

  • Roses are red violets are gray when I saw yiu I thought you were gay!

  • I fucked your mum cunt

  • Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you belong in the zoo But dont be mad id be there too Just not in a cage But laughing at you

  • Roses are fading violets are crying. Outside I'm smiling inside I'm dying.

  • Roses are Red, Heskey is Black, Prepare your anus, He's about to attack!

  • roses r red voilets r blue my in case u havent noticed I dont like u

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle ones for you <3

  • roses are red the grass is green i need you in my bed if you know what i mean

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue and then I got an arrow in the knee

  • The shoe will suffer, the cactus will lead, glory of pillow! wtf did you just read... Oo

  • Roses are red Pansies are blue this poem sucks and so do you

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am a cannibal, and I will eat you!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't. 8D

  • Roses are brown. Violets are brown. My carrots are brown. Who shit in my garden!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Roses are red, violets are blue, My wallet is empty, can I borrow from you?

  • Roses are red Violets are red wait... MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

  • Roses are red Violets are red wait... MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Porn hub is down, Skrillex will do.

  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too

  • Roses are red and violets are Blue. I like Pizza.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Only know I love you when I let you go? Only know I love you when I dated a hoe

  • roses are red i've got some news violets are violet not fucking blue

  • Roses are mean Violets are meaner You are still talking But look like a weiner.

  • Bacon is red Violets are blue Bacon

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have five finger, The middle is for you.

  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red... holy shit, my gardens on fire!

  • When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! :P

  • Roses are red violets are blue, If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is always an asian, Better than you...

  • roses are red violet r blue pigs r smelly just like u

  • roses are red violets are blue, i have five fingers the middle one's for you

  • charmander is red, metapod is green, I want to lickitung your cloyster, if you know what I mean

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Tell me my dear What color am I to you

  • Roses are red Violets are blue vodka costs less than a table for two

  • roses are red wadup felow ur teeth are reminding me of one song black and yeallow

  • Roses are red violents are blue i can't rhyme cheese

  • Roses are red, You are a whore, Now get on your knees, And do what you swore

  • I used to think magic was bogus but after Martin left me I felt open-minded to try it. Maybe I was desperate too. But this is real! You restored the love we had for each other. And now he proposed as you promised he would! I am your friend forever and very grateful for all of this. I will come back again, very soon contact priest ogidiga via email: miraclecenter110@gmail.com or call his cell phone on +23481882260982.stella from las vegas

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But don't worry ill be there too Not in a cage but laughing at you!!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue this chat is whack, now shut the **** up.

  • roses are red violets are blue didn't u know know that condom is used

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, It's no problem for me, But it's a problem for? you.

  • Hi!

  • Roses are red Violets are blue when I flush the toilet I remember you. :D

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have fingers and the middle one is for you

  • im just a kid.....really all those badwords

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me handsome, what the hell happened to you!

  • roses are red violet are blue why are you lieing to my boo

  • Roses are res, violets are blue, when I was little I used to eat poo

  • roses are red violets are blue.. I'm to sexy for you

  • Roses are red, violet is blue, Romney almost won, but Obama kicked his butt

  • Roses are red, My name is Dave. This makes no sense, Microwave!

  • roses are red violets are blue this is a fridge now jump off a bridge hehehe

  • Roses are red, Heskey is black, prepare ur anus, hes about to attack.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i just wanted to say, i never loved you.

  • Roses are grey violets are grey....I'm color blind

  • Lol anti jokes are AWESOME I love them: roses are red violets are blue don't go to sleep now Abby might rape you.....:[ LOOK OUT!

  • Roses are blue violets are red your freaking stupid now die in a shoe.

  • Roses are blue Violets are red Whats going on, In that empty head?

  • Roses are red violets your a bitch fuck you

  • Blood is Red, Bruises are Blue, Take me on a Date, or I'll Kill You.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have herpes, and now so do you.

  • Roses are Red Violets are blue , Hey look theres a monkey in the zoo.

  • Roses are red violets are blue have you see your mother she belongs in a zoo.

  • my cock is red your pussys blue i hammered yur mum ooh ooh ooh

  • roses are red violets are blue you're not gay im happy for you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, i like tits... tits..

  • Roses are reddish violets are bluesy if u have no foreskin ur probably Jewish

  • Roses are red, apples are juicy, come here my dear, and eat dat pussy

  • Roses are red voilets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you, that's all I needed to say, at least for today.

  • Roses are red, violets are blu vodka cost less then dinner for two

  • roses are red violets are blue The goverment is a lie.. hitler is a jew.

  • Roses are red, violets are red. Your grass is red, even your bushes are red. I caught your garden on fire...

  • roses are red justin beiber is gay if you'd be my girlfirend i'd sure make my day. roses are red daisies are white if you aren't my mom "I GOT ****ed LAST NIGHT!!!!"

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Hey baby, show me what that mouth can do

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Allah hu akbar! I KEEL YOU!

  • roses are red my car is black. Don't mess with me unless you wan't i knife in you're back

  • Roses are red glass is glass why does your face look like your ass

  • roses are red,violets are blue,don't leave me or i will fucking kill you.:)

  • Roses are red violets are blue Unicorns have rainbow poo.

  • Roses are red violets are blue did you really think I cared about you

  • Roeses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to but not in a cage but laughing at you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you probably haven't noticed, but baby, I'm falling for you. <3

  • Roses are red, Violets are blu, bitch suck my dick and I'll touch your boobs

  • roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happend to you

  • roses are red voilets are blue, suk my dick, and i'll do it too.

  • The "Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread" comment had me in tears

  • Roses are red my vomit is some times blue its halloween time to take a kid or 2

  • roses are red voilets are blue me and chris are black what are you?

  • Roses are Red Violets are Green I like your legs and what's in between.

  • roses are red violets are bule someone smell in here maybe its you

  • Roses are red violets are blue pull off your top or ill hit you with my shoe

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. In Soviet Russia Poem write you.

  • Roses Are Red, My Name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Big White Microwave

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, no-one texts me, forever alone

  • roses are red violets are blue trash is dumped so are u

  • Roses are red, biolets are nlue, The next is false, The previous is true.

  • I laugh my ass off whenever i repeat this one XD

  • It's roses are red my name is dan I have a gun now get in the van

  • Roses are red.Facebook is blue.No mutual friends who dafuq are you??

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, The number of dicks you have, is your IQ

  • roses are red violet are blue this poem are random so are you

  • roses are red violets are blue blood is red im coming for you

  • Roses are red violets are blue will u be my valentine because I love you

  • Youtube is red,facebook is blue. twitter is cyan,and so is the sky which is more fun to look at than the stupid computer

  • roses are red violets are blue you will never now its mine too.

  • Rose are Red, Violet are Blue. Don't know what to do.... so F*** YO!

  • Roses are red facebook is blue, i ate a lemon and came after you <3

  • Roses are red violets are blue but shit i can smell your poop all away here

  • roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo but dont worry ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, the pavement is cracked and so are you

  • Roses are red Violets are blue And i'm dreaming All night about you. :)

  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

  • Roses are red violets are blue...sun is yellow sky is blue...good I am not colour blind. .

  • roses are red violetys are blue you smell like poo cause your a zoo

  • roses are red violets are blue i got a gun u wanna run or do u want a cinnamon bun?

  • roses are red violets are red,holly shit my garden is on fire

  • roses are red violets are blue shane i hate you

  • roses are red violets are blue i thought the sun was beautiful then i saw u

  • Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not frigggin blue.

  • Roses are red Voilet is blue I have three legs Middle one is for you

  • roses are red violets are blue what the ***** happen to you

  • Roses are red, violets are too, I'm color blind, how bout you?

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, make me a sandwich bitch or i'll shit on you -_-

  • Roses are red violets are blue, he belongs to me, not to you, if by chance you take my place, i'll take my fist, and i'll smash your face.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you The roses are withered The violet are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

  • Roses are red,violets are blue just because they smoke it doesn't mean that you should too

  • roses are red violets are blue i wanna fuck you!!

  • Roses are violets are blue water is wet your pussy will be too.

  • Deez nuts

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Drop to the floor Give me your money

  • Roses are red violets are blue most of us can spell so why cant "beutiful" you

  • ASS IS ASS LOVE IS LOVE HOW MANY ASS U HAVE

  • Roses are red voilets are glue im so stiff im gonna give it to you

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Ihave 5 fingers and the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red violets are blue, your teeth, they will be the only thing where they can recognize you?

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you!

  • roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red fences are red holy shit the gardens on fire

  • Roses are red violets are blue, there's an arranged marriage waiting for you

  • i did jo jo pussy

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, im using my hand, but im thinking of you!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Apple is a fruit, and Blackberrys' too.

  • rose are red violet are blue if i had a brick i'll throw it at you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue They'll need dental records to recognize You

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beatiful what happend to you

  • Why do I not find this funny at all?

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!

  • roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm colorblind, i hate my life.

  • I agree. This is amazing.

  • I though it was one wete it said "roses are red voilents are blue will you be my boyfriend becuase i love u

  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I have autism but I still love you.

  • Roses are red lemons are sour spred you legs and give me an hour

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Godfather is mighty, We dont need you

  • Roses are red, your screen is blue, Im sitting here thinking, "what the fuck did you do?"

  • Its jus plain dumbZ sh#t .....buht I'm lovinG it a lot _#*;*

  • roses are black,violets are black,yo mom got arrested from carring 10 pounds of crack! YO GET IT 10 POUNDS OF BUTT CRACK!

  • roses are red violets are blue you smell like ass whoever laughs so are u!!!!!!

  • Roses are gold, Violets are gold, What? everything needs to bee new and cool so do as i told!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, it's no problem for me, but it's a problem for you!

  • Roses are red, Sandwiches are Steve, This poem makes no sense, Taco.

  • Roses are red, Cabbages are green, open your legs and Ill give you some cream

  • Roses are red violets are blue you should smile cause its a wonderful view

  • your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it

  • roses are red violets aren't gray now pay me the cash or i'll call you gay

  • roses are red violets are blue i have five finger the middle ones for you!

  • Rose are red spongebob is yellow, i am the only one who thinks patrick is hollow?

  • Roses are Red,Violets are blue,homework no do,detention for you.

  • roses are red and violets are blue, now get on your knees and do as I tell you

  • roses are red, your dick is small, if you want a blowjob your mom you must call

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts and so will you

  • Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I'm blind.

  • roses are red violets are blue shane i hate you

  • babies rest while mommy's are dead repeat this and i swear youll be next

  • roses are red violets are blue omg face is coming to get u

  • Roses are red, Violets are stupid, I like men, Marble

  • Roses are red, lemon are sour. Get down my knee bitch you owe my an hour

  • Roses are red, Violet are blue, I am feeling very horny, What about you ???

  • Roses or red violets or blue I have got 4 fingers one is for you

  • Lol that is my favorite ever heard it on the bus!!

  • and that man is now your father.

  • Roses are red My bed is green Shove this in your mouth if you know what i mean..

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, words can describe how much i love you

  • Roses are black Violets are black the Trees are black the Grass is black OHH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

  • Hi

  • Corpses are red, my fingers are too, do what I say, or you'll be red too...

  • Roses are red, My name's Jeff, If you piss me off I'm the cause of your death.

  • Roses are red, grass is greener, when i think of you, i touch my wiener

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, oranges are yellow, chocolates are a fucking golden hue

  • Roses are red,Violets are blue,don't f**k with me cause i will f**k you!

  • Roses are red glass is glass why does your face look like your ass

  • Roses are red, violets are blue the face like yours belongs to the zoo.. Please don't be mad I will be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you....

  • roses and red violets are blue, pack up your shit because I'm dumping you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, how long will it take untill i shoot you too

  • red roses blue violets go to your room your banned

  • Roses are red Violets are blue When the bass dropped My balls did too

  • God made coke God made Pepsi God made me oh so sexy God made rivers God. Made lakes God Made you well we all make mistakes

  • Lemons are red, Tigers are blue, I'm dyslexic

  • Vioelets are puerple, reses are bule give me my keys im going home to *barf*

  • MY DICK IS RED MY CRACK IS BLUE THE SMELL OF MY SHIT IS SMELLIER THEN A PROSTITUESZ CLIT

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, give me ur dick, I wanna suck you. ;)

  • Roses are red vilots are blue i see a bitch oh wait thats you

  • Roses are red,Bear grylls is on a trip,last time i saw him he was eating shit.

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone Funny Pictures

  • Roses are red violets are blue I just had sax with this boy and you know how much I love you

  • roses are red , violets are blue , your mums a smurf and so are you

  • BoyFriend: Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... GirlFriend: Get Out Of My Sight, Or Else Ill Kill You!

  • Violets are violet..

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems dont rhyme, Cheese on toast.

  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue

  • Roses are red that dildo is blue I ****** your girlfriend and your mono too.

  • roses are red violets are blue when brains were given out where were you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, YO Bro is a ****, and so are you

  • Roses are red violets are blue I farted now get a whiff of it to

  • dimes are silver pennies r brass y does your face look like your ass

  • @Rosed are blue, violets are unicorns, this doesnt make sense. Refrigerator... I cant stop laughing. Seriously, I almost peed my pants and started crying when I read it. XD

  • Vinny

  • red

  • Roses are red violets are blue I smelled something funny but notices itz you Ahahahahahahaha

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van, I'm gonna rape you.

  • roses r red violets r blue take ur shirt off and f*** me harder and harder do it for me from ariana grande

  • roses are red, violets are blue, god made us beuatiful but what happend to you

  • Roses Are Red, The Grass Is Green, Your Ugly Ass Face Wants To Make Me Scream

  • 8oo8o8o8o

  • no

  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, u're a predator, but i'm doctor who Another one: Roses are red, Violets are blue, My mother is 'kay, so how are yours?

  • Roses are red violets are ble your face belongs in a zoo but don't worry I'll be there too but not in the cage but laughing at you

  • Roses are red, the floor is red, someone is in period

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue ,your a bitch ,and I hate you

  • Cunts

  • Roses are red, violets are black oh no im couler blind oh fuck that

  • Roses are roses Violets are violet If you disagree I'll become violent

  • Roses are red, violets are blue i suck at pickup lines you have nice tits ;)

  • Roses are red Voilets are blue i got a gun GET ON THE F*KING GROUND!!!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I thought I was ugly, But then I met you.

  • Roses are red The road is black I'm about to Bitch slap you

  • roses are red violets are red my trees are red my grass is red OMG MY GARDENS ON FIRE.

  • Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are violet not f***ing blue

  • THIS IS ......AWKWARD

  • Roses are black, violets are black, don't be a jerk and turn on the lights.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, I've got Schizophrenia and so do I.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. so please let me kiss you !?

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dinner is not served, We ain't get full.

  • roses are red, im sick and twisted so open your bum cuz your about to get fisted

  • Roses are red Violets are gold get on your knees and do what your told

  • roses will be red violets gonna make me rich, your mother going bothwayz is just eazy,

  • Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

  • Roses were red and my love was true, you are a Hoe and we are through

  • Roses are tits. Violets are tits. I love tits. Tits.

  • roses are blue, violets are red. if you agree with this, you got shit in your head.

  • Roses are white & violet are actually purple I lay down & eat my pussy 2 come on ur face

  • you think this is funny you insecure son of a god damn cock sucking dsl bitch

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in the zoo Don't be sad I'll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you

  • roses are red, violets are blue, may not know this but im falling for u

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