Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

*me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.

Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you

I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.

Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, but vodka is cheaper....then dinner for 2.

roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag

roses are red violets are blue jade guess what i love you

Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

Roses are red, violets are blue, ur a faget, so STFU

Roses are red violets are blue, I have a dildo it is in you

roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryme, but this one dosn't

pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you

i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....

Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread

Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, now suck my c*** cause its good for you.

roses are red, violets are blue, Silence for me, duck tape for you.

Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.

roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, after i'm done, clean my poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you say Y.O.L.O I'll bitch slap you.

roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u

Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think! Its tetleys teabag.

YouTube is Red , Facebook is Blue , Im seeing so many gays and that includes you.

Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black because I am black

roses are red violets are blue like my balls when im thinking of you

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D

roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?

Roses are great, Violets are blue, I'm waiting for a mate, that'd be you :D

Roses are red, My nuts are too. Why'd you use so much glue?

Roses are gray violets are gray I'm colourblind god dammit

best anti joke yet!!

roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!

roses are 9

Roses are red violents are blue i can't rhyme cheese

roses are blue violets are red....wait that's wrong just get in my bed

Roses are red, lemons are sour, when she opened her legs, she felt the power

Roses are red , violets are blue , suck my dick until it's blue ????????

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses Are Gay, Violets Are Gayer. F*ck this poem and listen to Slayer.

Roses are green Violets are pink Rhymes are hard to find when you're colorblind

Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

Bacon is red Violets are blue Bacon

Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u

noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!

God made you sexy, that much i see, if you ever feel horny, you can come to me.

Roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up and pants come down body to body and skin to skin when it gets stiff you stick it in, it goes in wait and comes out dry the longer it sits the harder it get its not what you think its a tetlea tea bag

Pizza is red, it is yellow too, it also is brown, comes out that way too.

Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Criminals are black, not racist just true

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you..

Roses are red violets are blue your my bestfriend i love you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

Violets are blue, roses are red, we're doing this backwards, that's what she said!