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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

  • Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

  • *me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

  • Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do

  • cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

  • Roses are great, Violets are blue, I'm waiting for a mate, that'd be you :D

  • Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you

  • Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

  • I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.

  • Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.

  • Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.

  • roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purpul, not f*****g blue

  • roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?

  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

  • Roses are red, Dead flesh is green, When the zombies arise, Please be on my team

  • roses are red my turban is blue become a fan or i will bomb u

  • roses are red violets are blue jade guess what i love you

  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

  • Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

  • Roses are gray violets are gray I'm colourblind god dammit

  • Roses are red voiolets are blue i dont rhyme so f*** u

  • Roses are green Violets are pink Rhymes are hard to find when you're colorblind

  • Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D

  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

  • Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black because I am black

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

  • roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, now suck my c*** cause its good for you.

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue God Made Me Sexy What Happened to you?

  • roses are blue violets are red....wait that's wrong just get in my bed

  • Roses are red Violets are blue, my dog just farted, it reminds me of u

  • Rose's Are Red Violets Are Twisted Bend Over Love Your About To Get Fisted :)

  • pussys are pink pantys are blue im so horny so plz let me f*ck you

  • Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew

  • roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon

  • Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in, it goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag, its not what you think! Its tetleys teabag.

  • Roses are red violets are blue, Your window is open I'm watching you

  • roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryme, but this one dosn't

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • i fail to see the funny side of this... this is totally a legitimate pick up line.....

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, What did the fox say?

  • roses are red, violets are blue, Silence for me, duck tape for you.

  • best anti joke yet!!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I pity the fool who rimes like you.

  • roses are red, violets are blue, my feet stink, and the remind me of YOU!!!

  • Roses are red,violets are blue, my japan friend is newbie and you too.!

  • Roses are red violets are blue, I have a dildo it is in you

  • Roses are black, Violets are black. trees are Black. i guess it's night

  • roses are yellow violets are brown who shit and piss in my garden

  • fuck mee

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, after i'm done, clean my poo

  • roses are red, violets are blue, i'm schizophrenic and i am too

  • Roses are red You say you're pretty Unfortunately U don't know what that word means Girl, I feel pity

  • Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

  • Roses are red violets are green get on my bed and I'll flick your bean

  • Roses are red violets are blue, open your mouth and swallow my goo

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, but vodka is cheaper....then dinner for 2.

  • Roses are red violets are blue your mom was dead she never loved you

  • Roses are red, Weed is greener, i think about you when i touch my wiener

  • Roses are Red, People are Rude. Let's play Minecraft, God your a noob.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. There´s a bug in the carpet Now give me your shoe.

  • Roses are red violets are blue my dick has a boner because i see you.

  • Pizza is red, it is yellow too, it also is brown, comes out that way too.

  • Blood is red,bruises are blue, brake my bestfriend's heart I will brake you

  • OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD THIS IS LIKE THE ORIGINAL ANTIJOKE

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a gun, I would shoot you.

  • God made you sexy, that much i see, if you ever feel horny, you can come to me.

  • Your pu**y is red, my pe**s is blue, I´m a Smurf and I´m fu***ing you too. by.Charlz

  • Roses are red violets are blue your my bestfriend i love you

  • roses are red violets are blue like my balls when im thinking of you

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

  • My team is RED, Your team is BLU, Where's that damn spy, He's right behind you!

  • roses are red. violets are blue, i ****** your mother, and now want you.

  • Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you..

  • Roses are red violets are blue i won the lottery now GET OUT MY HOUSE

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, ur a faget, so STFU

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. The world is grey, Beiber is gay.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your beauty's eternal, as is my live for you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.

  • YouTube is Red , Facebook is Blue , Im seeing so many gays and that includes you.

  • Rosses are red vilotes are blue she's for me not for you if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Death is coming Coming for you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you say Y.O.L.O I'll bitch slap you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm beautiful, and by the looks, you are too.... Let's fuck.

  • Roses are pink , violets are purple , elephants are pink , i love LSD .... but stop , i think i'm a gay

  • ROSES ARE ROUGE VIOLETS ARE VERT YOU SMELL AND LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT TURD

  • Roses are grey violets are grey....I'm color blind

  • Roses are red viliotes are blue forever alone at a table for two

  • rose are red violets are blue i like you i really do <3

  • You'll get a red cut, and a big blue bruise. That is what wil happen if you make me lose

  • roses are red violets are blue so what the fu*k should i do ?

  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, i set fire to your garden.

  • roses are red violets are blue when i was first born i was named after you the first thing i did was run to the loo!

  • Roses are red, violets are red, trees are red... holy shit, my gardens on fire!

  • Roses are red violets are blue have you see your mother she belongs in a zoo.

  • Roses are red, green is red too, they both can be black, I'm color blind too.

  • Roses are red violets are blue god made us beautiful what happend to you

  • Reses are red violents are blue Buium is Homo his family too

  • Roses are red Pansies are blue this poem sucks and so do you

  • roses are red violets are blue the roses are dead and the violets are too

  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.

  • Roses are red grass is green get on the bed and ill lick you clean

  • Roses Are Gay, Violets Are Gayer. F*ck this poem and listen to Slayer.

  • Roses are red, that part is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

  • roses are red,but grass is greener,i like mowing lawns because im a beaner

  • Roses are red, My nuts are too. Why'd you use so much glue?

  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

  • Roses are red , violets are blue , suck my dick until it's blue ????????

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, zebra.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue If I banged your mother, What would you do?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue In soviet russia Shitty poem write You.

  • Roses are black, violets are black... I'm blind

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, every time I flush the toilet, I remember you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue the government is a lie. Hitler was a Jew.

  • roses are 9

  • roses are red your vagina is blue you eat shit and look like it too

  • Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Suck my Dick, and I'll pay you$<3$

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. I just thought you should know.

  • Roses are blue violets are red I am colorblind so f u

  • Roses are red violets are blue a face like your's belongs in the zoo but don't be sad i'll be there too though not in the cage but laughing at you :D

  • roses are red the grass is green i need you in my bed if you know what i mean

  • Roses are red Violets are blue You really thougght I would cry over u I told you I loved you But it wasn't true I love your best friend not you He saw through my cover but he didn't care He loved me, that sexy bear

  • roses are red. violents are blue. its i agianst i and me agianst you.[btw violents are purple]

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you.

  • Roses are red mountains are big, you're pink and round just like a pig!

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue When I Flash The Toilet I Remember You..

  • Roses are Red, My eyes are Blue, I gotta take a shit, After I say goodbye to you.

  • noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!

  • Roses are red Violets are blue look at the dislikebar nobody likes you! ( for youtube ):DDD

  • Roses are red, violets are blue i can't rhyme. Potato

  • Long dick

  • Roses are green violets are pink, oops I got it wrong.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what? I f**king hate you

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

  • Roses are red violets are bluse you break my bestfriends heart ill break you <3

  • Roses are Red Violets are blue........ I forget the rest.

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red, violets are fine, if you be the 6, then ill be the 9 69

  • Roses are red, biolets are nlue, The next is false, The previous is true.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue There's a bug on the carpet So give me your shoe!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Criminals are black, not racist just true

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I would throw it at you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know I'm messed up, but then so are you...

  • roses are red violets are blue didn't u know know that condom is used

  • Violets are blue, Roses are red, Everything's dark, I think I am dead

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue...... I can't make a joke with this so doebie doebie doe!

  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I have autism but I still love you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I've got tourettes, BOLLOCKS TO YOU!

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have a problem and have just shit my pants

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my weiner

  • Roses are red violets are grey I don't want to say this but but I heard kyle's gay.

  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue sucking dick for a living

  • Roses are red violets are blue with that face you belong in a zoo but no worries i'll be thier to but not in a cage but laughing at you

  • Roses are red Violets are red wait... MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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