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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

  • Rose's are Red Violet's are Blue, I have five finger's the middle one is for you!

  • roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon

  • Lol that is my favorite ever heard it on the bus!!

  • roses are red , violets are blue, youre phone is smart why not you?

  • Roses are red violets are blue my asshole hurts just because of you.

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Hey baby, show me what that mouth can do

  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue When I Flash The Toilet I Remember You..

  • roses are red violets are blue you people make no sence why dont you shut up

  • Roses are green violets are pink, oops I got it wrong.

  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

  • Roses are grey violets are grey....I'm color blind

  • Roses are red, violets are red, everything is red, I have a retinal hemorrhage.

  • fuck mee

  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, after i'm done, clean my poo

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I know I'm messed up, but then so are you...

  • roses are red,violets are blue. god made us beautiful,what happend to you

  • Roses are violets. Red is blue. I like donuts. Donuts are good.

  • roses are red, violets are blue, god made us beuatiful but what happend to you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue..Vans are cheap, stop being a jew!

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