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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

  • Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

  • Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

  • Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. My dick? has grown inches so its time to rape you!

  • roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have a problem and have just shit my pants

  • Roses are red,(-)tube is awesome, did you ever had an threesome?

  • Roses Are Red, My Name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Big White Microwave

  • God made you sexy, that much i see, if you ever feel horny, you can come to me.

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I dropped the soap now i can't poo

  • red

  • Blood is Red, Bruises are Blue, Take me on a Date, or I'll Kill You.

  • roses are red so is bacon poetry is hard...bacon

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, zebra.

  • Roses are pink , violets are purple , elephants are pink , i love LSD .... but stop , i think i'm a gay

  • roses are red but some are other colors wheres my hamster

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm beautiful, and by the looks, you are too.... Let's fuck.

  • Roses are red, green is red too, they both can be black, I'm color blind too.

  • Roses are red weed is greener i think about you when i touch my weener

  • Roses are red vilest are blue My name is Jerom-e, like Jeremy but spelled like Jerome, Nice to meet you

  • Wieners are wieners, buns are buns, if he touches my daughter I take out my gun!

  • ASS IS ASS LOVE IS LOVE HOW MANY ASS U HAVE

  • roses are red violets are blue dog is so stupid and so are you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue ,you only in my heart when i feel so sad in a dark blue

  • Roses are gray violets are gray I'm colourblind god dammit

  • best anti joke yet!!

  • roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its out stick it in, the longer its in the stronger it gets when it comes out it starts to sag its not what you think its a teabag

  • *me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

  • i have dropped my trousers and i will receive

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue..Vans are cheap, stop being a jew!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I know people with down syndrome who are smarter than you

  • Roses are roses & violets are violets what do you mean red & blue? Yall need a reality check ?

  • roses are red violets blue what im trying to say is that I hate you

  • Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not frigggin blue.

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Cant Stop Loving You

  • roses are 9

  • Roses are grey violets are grey....I'm color blind

  • roses are red, violets are glorious, never surprise Oscar Pistorius

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. Shut the fuck up You make me mad.

  • roses are red violets are blue you smell like ass whoever laughs so are u!!!!!!

  • roses are red, violets are blue, Silence for me, duck tape for you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue let me touch let me make sweet love , to your booty hole.

  • i did jo jo pussy

  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

  • Roses are red hears something new violets are violet not ****ing blue

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours, should be in a zoo

  • Roses are red violets a blue I bought your mum dinner and ill fuc* her to

  • Roses are blue, violets are red, oh wait don't worry, i'm colour blind.

  • Roses are red violets are blue God made me beautiful what the hell happend to you

  • Roses are red.Violets are blue Your a NOOB and you to :D

  • cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

  • Roses are Red, My eyes are Blue, I gotta take a shit, After I say goodbye to you.

  • Roses are red violets are blue your my bestfriend i love you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I pity the fool who rimes like you.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, let me rip of UR head before I slap u

  • Roses are red vilotes are blue my mother made me beautiful what happened to u ?

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my wiener

  • Roses are red violets are blue get the f*ck out of my way or I'll Fus Ro Dah you.

  • Penis are fun when I'm in the washroom blowjobing your mom

  • Roses are red Violets are blue He's for me not for you If by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face.

  • Roses are red violets are blue if you are a pokemon i choose you

  • roses are red violets are blue, where in my foreskin ho ye am a Jew

  • Roses are Red,Violets are Blue.They are more lovely than you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I thought I was ugly, But then I met you.

  • Roses are red Violets blue no there not get a clue

  • roses are red violets are blue 1+1=2

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate Rhymes, Penis.

  • roses are red violets aren't gray now pay me the cash or i'll call you gay

  • Roses are reddish violets are bluesy if u have no foreskin ur probably Jewish

  • roses are scarce, violets are fars, come over here and i'll stick it up ya arse

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue When I Flash The Toilet I Remember You..

  • Roses are red, violets are blue I do it by hand While thinking of you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I like you, that's all I needed to say, at least for today.

  • Roses ugly and vilotes are ugly my day fine until I saw you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, no other words and im not very good at poetry.

  • Roses are red, violets are red, the trees are red, OH MY GOD THE GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!

  • roses a red violets a blue when i was bron skipping wear were you

  • Roses or red violets or blue I have got 4 fingers one is for you

  • Lol that is my favorite ever heard it on the bus!!

  • I agree. This is amazing.

  • Roses are red My bed is green Shove this in your mouth if you know what i mean..

  • Roses are violet are blue faces like you belongs to the zoo don't be mad i'll be there to not in thebcage but laughing at you

  • Roses are red, Firetrucks are red, My house is on fire, Bread

  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

  • Roses are Red, People are Rude. Let's play Minecraft, God your a noob.

  • Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. There´s a bug in the carpet Now give me your shoe.

  • roses are red violets are blue i have some problems the first one is u ))

  • Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over love your about to get fisted.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

  • Roses are red voilets are glue im so stiff im gonna give it to you

  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, What did the fox say?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue When the bass dropped My balls did too

  • Roses are Red Violets are blue , Hey look theres a monkey in the zoo.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is always an asian, Better than you...

  • roses are red vilotes r blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for u

  • Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

  • This is not a joke... this is how I got my last 3 girlfriends

  • Roses are red violets are blue start the conversation i'll tell you whats up.

  • I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.

  • I though it was one wete it said "roses are red voilents are blue will you be my boyfriend becuase i love u

  • Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you..

  • roses are red violets are blue jade guess what i love you

  • Roses are blue violets are red I am colorblind so f u

  • I want to tell you a joke about my dick but it`s too long

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