Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

*me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

Roses are Black, Violets are White, shut the **** up and turn out the light.

Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.

cats have 9 lives humans have 1 mess with me and you'll have none

roses are red violets are blue jade guess what i love you

Roses are red violets are blue weres my forskin ohh wait I'm a Jew

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you

roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

I feel like I should be arrested for laughing at this. That being said, I intend to repeat it 42 times today.

Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

Youtube is red Facebook is blue Pornhub is down You'll Have to do