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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • roses are red , violets are blue, youre phone is smart why not you?

  • roses are blue violets are blue holy shit im drowning

  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

  • It's roses are red my name is dan I have a gun now get in the van

  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I have a joke LOL not for you

  • roses are red, violets are fine, ill be 6 if you be 9?

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

  • Roses are red, shammrocks are green, you have the cutest bootie i have ever seen

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like farm animals Moo Moo

  • Roses are gold, Violets are gold, What? everything needs to bee new and cool so do as i told!

  • Blood is red,bruises are blue, brake my bestfriend's heart I will brake you

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Criminals are black, not racist just true

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in the zoo Don't be sad I'll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you

  • Roses are red , Violets are shit , wait a minute there's a poo on your head.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. There´s a bug in the carpet Now give me your shoe.

  • Apples are red, The sky is blue, you see black, because I hit you.

  • Roses are red, the floor is red, someone is in period

  • Roses Are Red Violets Are Glorious Don't Sneak Up On Oscar Pistorious.

  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

  • When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! :P

  • Roses are red cabbiges are green spread your legs and ill fill them with

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