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  • Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don’t let him between your legs he says your cute he says your fine 9 months later he says that’s not mine!

  • Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back

  • God made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, we all make mistakes

  • Roses are brown violets are brown, who shit in my garden

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

  • roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

  • Roses Are Red That Much IsTrue But Violets Are Purple Not Freaking Blue

  • Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I'll sell some Crack ;)

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

  • roses are okay violets are fine you be the 6 and i'll be the 9

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me Forever Alone

  • roses are red violets are blue god made us beutiful what happend to you

  • Roses are blue Violets are red I've got this wrong So lets go to bed

  • Roses are red My name is dave This makes no sense Microwave

  • Roses are awful,Violets are the pits,Lift up your shirt,And show us your tits.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am black, Is that a problem for you?

  • roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle one is for you

  • Roses are red watches are gold now get on your knees and do what your told

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • Roses are Red, The Grass is Green, Open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream!

  • Blood is red Vains are blue I am a vampire Now so are you.

  • Dimes are silver, nickels are brass, why dose you face look like your ass

  • Roses are red grass is greener when ever I see u I play with my wener

  • Roses are red, dead ones are gray. Now you really must tell me, does your mom know your gay?

  • roses are black violets are black my garden is black im blind

  • roses are red stars are in space you look better if i shit on your face

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I get horny Whenever I see you

  • roses are violets. WAIT WUT??

  • Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody calls me, Forever alone

  • Roses are red Violets are blue The face like your Belongs to the zoo Pleas don't be sad Cause i'll be ther too Not in the cage But LAUGHING AT YOU !!!

  • ROSES ARE CRAP VIOLETS ARE CRAPPER BY THE LOOK OFF THIS POEM I SHOULD BE A RAPPER

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poems, nice ass.

  • My Kitchen is cool, It's made out of Tile, Get the f**k up! And do the Gangnam Style!! ?(??_?)??

  • Roses are red,violets are blue ,this joke's overused ur sister is too.

  • Roses are Red, Violets are blue, If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme... But this one doesn't.

  • Roses are red violets are blue my lips just can't wait to be kissing you....

  • Roses are violets, red is blue , am not drunk officer, please let me go

  • Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and feel the power..

  • Roses are Red, Grass is Green, Pull out my d***, put it between ;)

  • Roses are green, violets are greener, I think about you when i touch my wiener :)

  • Roses are weird.. I hate to read lets just chill n smoke some weed

  • Roses are red violets are blue, get in the van or i'll come after you.

  • Roses are red, facebook is blue. Quit with the tbhs, we know they aint true.

  • Charmander is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a pokémon, I would choose you

  • Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red, grass is red, i set fire to the garden

  • Since no one will see this, I secretly dryhump the exit doors on airplanes

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. There´s a bug in the carpet Now give me your shoe.

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, shut the fuck up so I can rape you

  • When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! :P

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Criminals are black, not racist just true

  • Roses are red violets are blue he is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place I'll take my fist and smash your face

  • roses are red, my name is dave...this makes no sense..microwave

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Hey baby, show me what that mouth can do

  • Roses are red, lemons are sour, when she opened her legs, she felt the power

  • Roses are red, green is red too, they both can be black, I'm color blind too.

  • Roses are red violets are blue fu** you

  • roses are red violets are red,holly shit my garden is on fire

  • noooooooo u get in the van, and if we are rhyming, stupid sam!!!

  • *me*:Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are u *person*: awww :) *me*: but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is ur HEAD

  • It's roses are red my name is dan I have a gun now get in the van

  • Roses are expensive Violets are gay Poems are for pussies Have a nice day!

  • Green Lanterns green, Super Man's blue, I am Spider-Man, Who are you?

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue. I like farm animals Moo Moo

  • Roses are red violets are blue I,m happy that your my dad too

  • Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog, and I'll f*** your bae. XD

  • Roses are blue, violets are blue, I be anywere, as long as I'm with u Rose are blue, violets are red, u have not freezing clue

  • I have a boner it's from you I'm on the the toilet taking a poo

  • roses are red, this poem is twisted, bend over baby, youre about to be fisted

  • Bacon is red Violets are blue Bacon

  • Blood is red,bruises are blue, brake my bestfriend's heart I will brake you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you probably haven't noticed, but baby, I'm falling for you. <3

  • roses are red , violets are blue, youre phone is smart why not you?

  • Roses are red Pansies are blue this poem sucks and so do you

  • Roses are red cabbiges are green spread your legs and ill fill them with

  • roses are red, violets are blue, I hate rhyming, zebra.

  • Roses are red Violets are blue I have a joke LOL not for you

  • roses are red violets are blue i f***** your mother now im on to you.

  • roses are red violets are blue so what the fu*k should i do ?

  • VIOLETS ARE RED. ROSES ARE BLUE. OBEY THE BIG BROTHER. HE IS WATCHING YOU.

  • Roses or red violets or blue I have got 4 fingers one is for you

  • Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back.

  • Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, bushes are red, trees are red, fences are red. My garden is on fire!

  • Roses are red,bucky loves tuna. Photoshop tuts brought me here,hope he's still with lola... omgwtfbbq!

  • Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in the zoo Don't be sad I'll be there too Not in a cage But laughing at you

  • Roses are red nuts are brown skirts go up and pants come down body to body and skin to skin when it gets stiff you stick it in, it goes in wait and comes out dry the longer it sits the harder it get its not what you think its a tetlea tea bag

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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You :D

  • Roses are red, Mexicans are brown those are my people so don't f*** around.

  • the grass is green and the sky is blue your mother said I Love You.

  • YouTube is Red , Facebook is Blue , Im seeing so many gays and that includes you.

  • Apples are red, The sky is blue, you see black, because I hit you.

  • Roses are red, the floor is red, someone is in period

  • Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you i play with my weiner

  • roses are red,violets are blue. god made us beautiful,what happend to you

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, your nose goes on your face, my fist will too.

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, bend over darling you're gonna get fisted.

  • Wieners are wieners, buns are buns, if he touches my daughter I take out my gun!

  • Roses are red, Violet are red. After we read, our faces turned red

  • Roses are red voilets are glue im so stiff im gonna give it to you

  • roses are red violets are red everythings red now your dead

  • Lemons are red, Tigers are blue, I'm dyslexic

  • Roses are red,Violets are blue, Where the f*** are you

  • Roses are Red Violets are Blue fck u

  • Roses are red violets are green get on my bed and I'll flick your bean

  • Roses are red violets are blue ,you only in my heart when i feel so sad in a dark blue

  • Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not frigggin blue.

  • babies rest while mommy's are dead repeat this and i swear youll be next

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, no other words and im not very good at poetry.

  • roses are 9

  • Blood is Red, Bruises are Blue, Take me on a Date, or I'll Kill You.

  • best anti joke yet!!

  • 'roses are red, violets are blue'. that's what they say, but it just isn't true, because roses are red, and apples are too, but violets are violet. violets aren't blue. an orange is orange, but greenland's not green. and a pinky's not pink. so what does it mean? to call something blue blue when it's not, we defile it. but ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme 'violet.

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pornhub is down. Your Facebook will do.

  • roses are red violets are blue like my balls when im thinking of you

  • Roses are red , Violets are shit , wait a minute there's a poo on your head.

  • I want to tell you a joke about my dick but it`s too long

  • Roses are red violets are blue I have a problem and have just shit my pants

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, ur a faget, so STFU

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