- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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