- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

How much did the Holla Cost?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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