- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

I have no joke. u mad?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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