A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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