Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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penis

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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i like turtles

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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