Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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William wright is Gay

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Anti Joke

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