What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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