A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Butt poop.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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