a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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