What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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