What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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pudding

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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