you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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