WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Jesus

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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here kitty kitty

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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