Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Black Veil Brides.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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