How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Abortion

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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