what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Knock knock.

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