A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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