You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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i like men but im not gay

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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