What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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