what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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