Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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vitamin c

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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