Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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