Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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I am Skaldak!

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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