Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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I've got a boner

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Anti Joke

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