Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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