What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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