What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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SEX

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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