What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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The person below me is weird.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Gadaffi

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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