So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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watch a i d s left

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