What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Anti Joke

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