Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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twilight

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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