An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Jokes are funny.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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I never asked for this.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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