What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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