I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Anti Joke

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