What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Nicholas Cage

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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