Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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I like school Said no one ever.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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this is not a joke

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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