Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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