Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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terry stockton is straight

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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haha

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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