Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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lol

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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