The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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