A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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mikey is cute

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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