What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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