Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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