- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

What do you call a Jew A Jew

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

THE GAME.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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