Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Thanks

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Go away still nothing to see

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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