What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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U mad?

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