Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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