Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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