Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

HEY YOU!!!!

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

In soviet Russia...things are different

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Anti Joke

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