Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Guess what? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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