Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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nice tits.

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