potatoes

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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