A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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