Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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i found waldo.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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The person below me is weird.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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