How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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heat!

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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24

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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