Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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