Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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