Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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