Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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