Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Hello.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

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