What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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want to go home? yea

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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