What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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ask me if im a door yes

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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