Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Anti Joke

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