Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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