Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Star Wars

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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You're adopted.

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Anti Joke

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