Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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